Knob Lick, Missouri Superthread

[mysterious_jen]

...you're still on this thread? Come on, post whores.

liam.



thud.

 

[coolian2]

They were reading the New Zealand Herald. Specifically the cartoons. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

Nothing. They read the Herald and because they were nutters, just like anyone associated with the Herald, they enjoyed the read.

 

[Cin]

why Ian, you've turned into a sporty looking young lady

 

[Axver]

you should definitely drink more Ax. It makes you funny, more intelligent and attractive to the opposite sex

Nah, not even wine can save me there.

 

[Axver]

Nothing. They read the Herald and because they were nutters, just like anyone associated with the Herald, they enjoyed the read.

Not a Herald fan, eh?

 

[liamcool]

liam.



thud.

...oh come on, I'm not that sexy.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh screw it, I'll have an AF tomorrow night instead.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

strips off, although its a lil cold here...

I'll warm you up

 

[Axver]

...oh come on, I'm not that sexy.

More to the point, you're as sexy as a bucket of horse urine.

 

[Cin]

Nah, not even wine can save me there.

ha ha, but it always makes me more attractive and I don't speak crap at all . . . . . .

 

[Axver]

I don't think I should proceed to the next glass of wine this quickly ...

I should probably do productive uni shit, actually.

I knew wine wouldn't help.

 

[coolian2]

why Ian, you've turned into a sporty looking young lady

And you're quite the pussy.

 

[liamcool]

More to the point, you're as sexy as a bucket of horse urine.

I think my girlfriend, my workmate, my future uni buddy and your sister would disagree.

 

[Cin]

More to the point, you're as sexy as a bucket of horse urine.

whatever works, wink wink

 

[coolian2]

ha ha, but it always makes me more attractive and I don't speak crap at all . . . . . .

I become more eloquent after a few drinks. I wonder if my driving improves too.....

 

[coolian2]

Not a Herald fan, eh?

How can you tell?


15d

 

[Cin]

And you're quite the pussy.

you just want to stroke me don't you

 

[liamcool]

I become more eloquent after a few drinks. I wonder if my driving improves too.....

Mine does, I always hit more cyclists when I've been driving.

Never mind the fact I can't actually drive.

 

[Axver]

How can you tell?


15d

I thought you'd said you preferred it over the Dumbinion Post or something though?

 

[coolian2]

you just want to stroke me don't you

Definitely, especially under the chin and behind the ears.

 

[Axver]

I think my girlfriend, my workmate, my future uni buddy and your sister would disagree.

They have to say that or you'll hurt them.

 

[Cin]

dang it, when I click [more] for smilies it brings something totally different up

 

[Axver]

You know, I should stop drinking. It'd be lame if the first time I get drunk is by myself after a shit day.

 

[liamcool]

They have to say that or you'll hurt them.

*doesn't hit girls*

 

[coolian2]

I thought you'd said you preferred it over the Dumbinion Post or something though?

There's actually some content in the Herald.

We're a bit badly off for newspapers here.

 

[Cin]

Definitely, especially under the chin and behind the ears.

not really what I was thinking but it's a start. . . .

 

[liamcool]

You know, I should stop drinking. It'd be lame if the first time I get drunk is by myself after a shit day.

The last person who ended up doing that hung out with me.

DONT DO IT AXY!

 

[coolian2]

not really what I was thinking but it's a start. . . .

Scratch your belly and pull your tail

 

[Axver]

*doesn't hit girls*

You cause emotional damage to everyone you meet.

 

[The Sad Punk]

You know, I should stop drinking. It'd be lame if the first time I get drunk is by myself after a shit day.

I think the first time I got legitimately wasted was by myself after a shit day, so even if it happens, don't go thinking you're alone!

(Don't do it, though. Tipsy is good. Shmashed is bad.)