Knob Lick, Missouri Superthread

[LemonMelon]

quoting American Beuaty again, I want to have a milion of spacey's babies

Would somebody pass the fucking asparagus?!

 

[coolian2]

One day, maybe I'll have a librarian of my own. Until then, at least I have my comics.

And your art.

 

[bono_212]

Would somebody pass the fucking asparagus?!

"You can't tell me what to do, ever again"

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

omg LM, why'd you call me a tease earlier?

Do you want me to tie you to my nonexistant headboard or something?

 

[coolian2]

Unless it's on ESPN.

Truth.

 

[LemonMelon]

And your art.

Fucking tribute bands are trying to take that away from me too.

 

[LemonMelon]

omg LM, why'd you call me a tease earlier?

Do you want me to tie you to my nonexistant headboard or something?

Well, not a nonexistent headboard. That's no fun.

 

[bono_212]

Well, not a nonexistent headboard. That's no fun.

I've seen her room though. It's true that it doesn't exist

 

[coolian2]

Fucking tribute bands are trying to take that away from me too.

Wait until someone writes a tribute screenplay to you. You'll get your fucking shotgun.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Too bad I have a boyfriend and you're not my type

Sorry.


But speaking of my boyfriend. I accidentally hurt his wrist with my handcuffs last week

 

[bono_212]

K , i'm gonna take tehse albums backt o the libary tomororw. Any suggestions of what I shoudl rip tomorrow?

 

[LemonMelon]

"You can't tell me what to do, ever again"

Jane: Somebody should just put him out of his misery.
Ricky: Do you want me to kill him?
Jane: Yeah, would you?

 

[bono_212]

Too bad I have a boyfriend and you're not my type

Sorry.


But speaking of my boyfriend. I accidentally hurt his wrist with my handcuffs last week

wtf is the deal with the h'cuffs? Jesus Chrit Hcss

 

[bono_212]

Jane: Somebody should just put him out of his misery.
Ricky: Do you want me to kill him?
Jane: Yeah, would you?

Remember those poster s that said today is the first day of the rest of your lives? Well that's true of every day except one. The day you die.

 

[LemonMelon]

Remember those poster s that said today is the first day of the rest of your lives? Well that's true of every day except one. The day you die.

"Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee."

 

[LemonMelon]

Too bad I have a boyfriend and you're not my type

Sorry.


But speaking of my boyfriend. I accidentally hurt his wrist with my handcuffs last week

I wonder if I can get shot down twice more before I go to bed.

 

[bono_212]

"Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee."

When I was your age, we lived in a duplex

 

[LemonMelon]

When I was your age, we lived in a duplex

Well, actually, Janine is Senior Drive-thru Manager so you are on her turf.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

dammit dammit dammit. I want my neighbour's wife.

*going to hell*

 

[mysterious_jen]

chass how are we knob lickers?

 

[bono_212]

Well, actually, Janine is Senior Drive-thru Manager so you are on her turf.

"No, you dont' get to tell me what to do, ever again."

 

[bono_212]

dammit dammit dammit. I want my neighbour's wife.

*going to hell*

As Ive sadi befoer, teh bible says NOTHING about lesbians

However, coveting, it's quite explicet about

 

[mysterious_jen]

Too bad I have a boyfriend and you're not my type

Sorry.


But speaking of my boyfriend. I accidentally hurt his wrist with my handcuffs last week

thats nothing to what i once did with a whip...



you gotta have good aim i tells ya!

 

[LemonMelon]

"No, you dont' get to tell me what to do, ever again."

It's the car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I RULE.

 

[bono_212]

I f'n love Bruce Springsteen (re: The Fuse)

 

[LemonMelon]

thats nothing to what i once did with a whip...



you gotta have good aim i tells ya!

I'm not even going to ask.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

As Ive sadi befoer, teh bible says NOTHING about lesbians

However, coveting, it's quite explicet about

What if her husband's okay with it? What then?


And Jen, I'm still young. Give me time. I really ought to invest in a whip though, I'm getting tired of hurting my hand. Also, spontaneous spanking in public can be dangerous when I hit his fucking wallet

 

[bono_212]

It's the car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I RULE.

Is it ccreepy that i have a teacher that looiks like K Space, and I tried to get him to say that once?

Oh and, "This is my parner Jim:
"What business are you in?"
"excuse me?"
"well you said you're partners, what do you do?"
"Oh, well, he's in business and I"m a dentist."

 

[bono_212]

What if her husband's okay with it? What then?


And Jen, I'm still young. Give me time. I really ought to invest in a whip though, I'm getting tired of hurting my hand. Also, spontaneous spanking in public can be dangerous when I hit his fucking wallet

Chasee, bhow was it again we met?

 

[LemonMelon]

Is it ccreepy that i have a teacher that looiks like K Space, and I tried to get him to say that once?

Oh and, "This is my parner Jim:
"What business are you in?"
"excuse me?"
"well you said you're partners, what do you do?"
"Oh, well, he's in business and I"m a dentist."

One more, a classic:

"Our marriage is a commercial to show how normal we are."