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Old 05-26-2008, 09:43 AM   #931
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Who were you with, that got you so drunk? I still haven't been able to figure out that one really, really, really incomprehensible post of yours...
Met up with a couple of friends. We came back here since one of them doesn't live that far from me, and we started having a heart to heart chat, and then I got sick of it because one of them was so incomprehensibly fucked so I went online on and off for a while to see what was going on. They were raiding my beers. One of them dropped one bottle and was like UH SHIT BONNIE I'M SO SORRY and in pure drunkenness gave me twenty dollars. I paid less for the whole carton! So you see, it pays to have drunk friends coming to your house and breaking things.
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Met up with a couple of friends. We came back here since one of them doesn't live that far from me, and we started having a heart to heart chat, and then I got sick of it because one of them was so incomprehensibly fucked so I went online on and off for a while to see what was going on. They were raiding my beers. One of them dropped one bottle and was like UH SHIT BONNIE I'M SO SORRY and in pure drunkenness gave me twenty dollars. I paid less for the whole carton! So you see, it pays to have drunk friends coming to your house and breaking things.
Nice, you got money out of the whole deal!

How do you have a heart to heart chat being that drunk, anyway?
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One of them dropped one bottle and was like UH SHIT BONNIE I'M SO SORRY and in pure drunkenness gave me twenty dollars. I paid less for the whole carton! So you see, it pays to have drunk friends coming to your house and breaking things.
I'm going to try this scam.

I'll pre-break things, then put them back together so that they look unbroken but are so flimsy they will come apart the second they get touched. Subsequently, MONEY FOR AXVER.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:46 AM   #934
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What happened?

I realised that I have two major_essays due in the week of my two exams. Ouch.
Miscommunication in one course is giving me the run-around. Hopefully everything will be OK, but ... bleh. I'm feeling more positive than I did earlier, partly because you lot have made me laugh and partly thanks to 1.5 glasses of shiraz.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:48 AM   #935
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Nice, you got money out of the whole deal!

How do you have a heart to heart chat being that drunk, anyway?
If anything it's even more heart to heart because you leave absolutely nothing out. One of my friends I've known since high school came from the worst part of Perth, and was telling us all about how kids would OD in class, there would be suicides every month, stuff like that. I could only reply with like "Well a few of my friends had heroin problems but they're okay now, so yeah".
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I'm going to try this scam.

I'll pre-break things, then put them back together so that they look unbroken but are so flimsy they will come apart the second they get touched. Subsequently, MONEY FOR AXVER.
Use plastic glue to hold bottles together
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If anything it's even more heart to heart because you leave absolutely nothing out. One of my friends I've known since high school came from the worst part of Perth, and was telling us all about how kids would OD in class, there would be suicides every month, stuff like that. I could only reply with like "Well a few of my friends had heroin problems but they're okay now, so yeah".
... oh...

Yeah, I can see what you mean. Gotta love it how people sometimes just unload stuff onto you without wondering if you can carry it...
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Unos, dos, tres, one!
I'll show you a place, high on the desert plane,
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Saw the skin and bones, of bullet the blue sky!
Bullet the blue, bullet the blue
Boom-cha, boom-cha, discotheque
Oh black betty, bam-ba-lam, oh black betty,
MOTHER SUCKING ROCK AND ROLL!
Boy, stupid boy!
Don't sit at the table, 'til you're able
Toy, broken toy
Torn in ribbons and in bows
Like a siren she knock knock knocks on heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' all along the watchtower
The joker said to the thief
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I can't keep stayin' alive
Ah ah ah ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah ah ah A CELEBRATION, SHAKE, SHAKE!
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If anything it's even more heart to heart because you leave absolutely nothing out. One of my friends I've known since high school came from the worst part of Perth, and was telling us all about how kids would OD in class, there would be suicides every month, stuff like that. I could only reply with like "Well a few of my friends had heroin problems but they're okay now, so yeah".
I think all I could reply with is "yeah, couple of my friends have thrown their lives away on fundamentalist religion. Damn shame, people wasting lives."
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... oh...

Yeah, I can see what you mean. Gotta love it how people sometimes just unload stuff onto you without wondering if you can carry it...
Oh, absolutely. I'm one of the only people I know that, to my understanding, seems to stop just before the truth serum sets in. I think "Well, I could tell them, but do they really want to hear it?". And then I start drinking a lot slower.
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I think all I could reply with is "yeah, couple of my friends have thrown their lives away on fundamentalist religion. Damn shame, people wasting lives."
I could add that too. In fact, I probably did!
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You should cover Bad and act as if it's about being a member of an AOG church.
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You should cover Bad and act as if it's about being a member of an AOG church.


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Old 05-26-2008, 09:58 AM   #945
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Oh, absolutely. I'm one of the only people I know that, to my understanding, seems to stop just before the truth serum sets in. I think "Well, I could tell them, but do they really want to hear it?". And then I start drinking a lot slower.
Yeah, I always either have a crisis of conscience or just want nobody to know when it comes to talking about things like that. Whether or not I've had anything to drink.

Whereas people seem to love telling me their life stories and life problems, so much so that it sometimes seems like there's just one guy, carrying the loads of everyone else.
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