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Old 05-26-2008, 04:05 AM   #586
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Too bad I have a boyfriend and you're not my type

Sorry.


But speaking of my boyfriend. I accidentally hurt his wrist with my handcuffs last week
I wonder if I can get shot down twice more before I go to bed.
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"Oh, what? You're mother of the year? You treat her like an employee."
When I was your age, we lived in a duplex
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When I was your age, we lived in a duplex
Well, actually, Janine is Senior Drive-thru Manager so you are on her turf.
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dammit dammit dammit. I want my neighbour's wife.

*going to hell*
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chass how are we knob lickers?
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Well, actually, Janine is Senior Drive-thru Manager so you are on her turf.

"No, you dont' get to tell me what to do, ever again."
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dammit dammit dammit. I want my neighbour's wife.

*going to hell*
As Ive sadi befoer, teh bible says NOTHING about lesbians

However, coveting, it's quite explicet about
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Too bad I have a boyfriend and you're not my type

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But speaking of my boyfriend. I accidentally hurt his wrist with my handcuffs last week


thats nothing to what i once did with a whip...



you gotta have good aim i tells ya!
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"No, you dont' get to tell me what to do, ever again."
It's the car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I RULE.
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Old 05-26-2008, 04:12 AM   #596
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thats nothing to what i once did with a whip...



you gotta have good aim i tells ya!
I'm not even going to ask.
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As Ive sadi befoer, teh bible says NOTHING about lesbians

However, coveting, it's quite explicet about
What if her husband's okay with it? What then?


And Jen, I'm still young. Give me time. I really ought to invest in a whip though, I'm getting tired of hurting my hand. Also, spontaneous spanking in public can be dangerous when I hit his fucking wallet
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It's the car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I RULE.
Is it ccreepy that i have a teacher that looiks like K Space, and I tried to get him to say that once?

Oh and, "This is my parner Jim:
"What business are you in?"
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"well you said you're partners, what do you do?"
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What if her husband's okay with it? What then?


And Jen, I'm still young. Give me time. I really ought to invest in a whip though, I'm getting tired of hurting my hand. Also, spontaneous spanking in public can be dangerous when I hit his fucking wallet
Chasee, bhow was it again we met?
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Is it ccreepy that i have a teacher that looiks like K Space, and I tried to get him to say that once?

Oh and, "This is my parner Jim:
"What business are you in?"
"excuse me?"
"well you said you're partners, what do you do?"
"Oh, well, he's in business and I"m a dentist."
One more, a classic:

"Our marriage is a commercial to show how normal we are."
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