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Old 09-17-2005, 04:20 AM   #1
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kieran only went to the washroom three times today.

believe me. i know.

kieran, i think it's time for the two of us to have a talk.

...with everyone else.

why are you afraid to use the washroom, kieran? why don't you act normal like the rest of us?

do you want to be different, kieran? do you want to be "weird"?

do you want to hurt your body by not going to the washroom as often as you should?

answer my questions, and answer them well.

...or the blood will be on YOUR hands!!!!!!!!

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Old 09-17-2005, 05:07 AM   #2
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blood? i was assuming it'd be some other liquid.
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:14 AM   #3
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Kieran told me that the last time he had to use the washroom he just defecated on the floor instead. And then he didn't even bother to clean it up! It's still lying there on the carpet, stinking up the place! I really think he has hit rock bottom this time. He needs help, seriously.
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i heard he was trying to sit on the urinals
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Zoomer, how is it like having Kieran as a roommate/bunk buddy?

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maybe kieran needs a caisenema.
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Zoomer, how is it like having Kieran as a roommate/bunk buddy?

You see, that's the thing, Kieran and Zoomerang96 are not roommates or "bunk buddies" as you called it. Kieran lives alone. So then you might ask, how does Zoomerang96 know about Kieran's washroom habits?? Well, the answer is simple and clear. Zoomerang96 has installed hidden cameras in all the rooms of Kieran's house, and not just his house, mine too! For all we know he could have hidden cameras in your house too Zootlesque! That's how he knows these things! He spies on us!@ He's always watching!

I can tell you that I am getting really sick and tired of Zoomerang96 emailing me every time I am running low on toilet paper. I mean, I'm a grown woman! I can replace my own toilet paper for fuck's sake!
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I'm pissing on you, Caisenema, I'm pissing on you.
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:48 PM   #9
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I've accepted that zoom has cameras in my house. I've given up trying to avoid them. They're easy to see. they're those huge ones that take full size VHS tapes, duct taped to my walls.

I just started walking around in nothing but my cowboy hat
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What do you have to say for yourself Zooomerang96??? What do you have to say????
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Yesterday zoomerang just walked in (i accidentally gave him the key once)
and painted all of my walls black. He said it was for my own good,
i trust him. He makes all of my decisions. He knows best.
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He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:10 PM   #13
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yes...yes.

you all understand.

basstrap, what was his real name again...those sketches were the best.

i'm gonna paint all of your faces yellow.

i'm gonna paint your faces, guys.

i'm gonna paint all of your faeces.

you heard me.

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They're easy to see. they're those huge ones that take full size VHS tapes, duct taped to my walls.
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i'm gonna paint all of your faces yellow.

i'm gonna paint your faces, guys.


























































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