kieran only went to the washroom three times today.

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Zoomerang96

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believe me. i know.

kieran, i think it's time for the two of us to have a talk.

...with everyone else.

why are you afraid to use the washroom, kieran? why don't you act normal like the rest of us?

do you want to be different, kieran? do you want to be "weird"?

do you want to hurt your body by not going to the washroom as often as you should?

answer my questions, and answer them well.

...or the blood will be on YOUR hands!!!!!!!!

:angry:
 
Kieran told me that the last time he had to use the washroom he just defecated on the floor instead. And then he didn't even bother to clean it up! It's still lying there on the carpet, stinking up the place! I really think he has hit rock bottom this time. He needs help, seriously.
 
Zootlesque said:
Zoomer, how is it like having Kieran as a roommate/bunk buddy?

:sexywink:

You see, that's the thing, Kieran and Zoomerang96 are not roommates or "bunk buddies" as you called it. Kieran lives alone. So then you might ask, how does Zoomerang96 know about Kieran's washroom habits?? Well, the answer is simple and clear. Zoomerang96 has installed hidden cameras in all the rooms of Kieran's house, and not just his house, mine too! For all we know he could have hidden cameras in your house too Zootlesque! That's how he knows these things! He spies on us!@ He's always watching!

I can tell you that I am getting really sick and tired of Zoomerang96 emailing me every time I am running low on toilet paper. I mean, I'm a grown woman! I can replace my own toilet paper for fuck's sake!
 
I've accepted that zoom has cameras in my house. I've given up trying to avoid them. They're easy to see. they're those huge ones that take full size VHS tapes, duct taped to my walls.

I just started walking around in nothing but my cowboy hat
 
Yesterday zoomerang just walked in (i accidentally gave him the key once)
and painted all of my walls black. He said it was for my own good,
i trust him. He makes all of my decisions. He knows best.
 
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
 
yes...yes.

you all understand.

basstrap, what was his real name again...those sketches were the best.

i'm gonna paint all of your faces yellow.

i'm gonna paint your faces, guys.

i'm gonna paint all of your faeces.

you heard me.

quano abid7i-achibi
 
And he did it too! I woke up this morning and went to brush my teeth. When I looked at myself in the mirror, my face was yellow! He came into my room at night while I was sleeping and painted my face yellow! It's never gonna come off!! I feel so violated, guys.

The thing I can never understand is, how does he get to all of our houses in the same night? I mean, we live all over the fucking planet! He is like some sort of evil Santa Claus or something!
 
Zootlesque said:


evil Santa Bear maybe? :hmm:
Exactly!

Or maybe something like this....
Grim20Reaper20Santa.gif
 
you got it.

take me out.

nanan nanananana !!

i say don't you know

cloe

CLO

CLOW

bee bop a rue bop

yeah yeah yeah
 
calluna can always be trusted.

...trusted to have a yellow face, that is. i will paint her face every night from now until forever.

it will look horrible.

it already does, after only only coat.

think what'll be like after a hundred million!
 
alan jamison, your face in your minotaur looks kind of yellowish.

do you have jaundice?

or has bear already been to your house?
 
Zoomerang96 said:
good question hitman.

only i can answer that.

but i'll let someone else.
mmkay, so if i ask it in the OTHER thread will you answer it?
 
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