Kardinia Park, Geelong, Victoria, Australia Superthread

[cobl04]

What the fuck is the point of a pretend gig that everyone knows is fake?

Oh right, so a certain fuckwit can post eight trillion hideously unfunny gifs.

 

[Axver]

Seriously, apparently heaps of people wanted it.

I'm taking no part!

 

[Alisaura]

Yeah, I don't remember this promise he made... oh well. The set won't be half as good as the Kunstmuseum gig - that was a pretend concert to write home about.

 

[Alisaura]

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to pretend Matthias was the one in Dublin?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hi lurkers.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wouldn't it have made more sense not to fucking do this?

 

[Axver]

This has put me in a very awkward spot.

 

[LemonMelon]

Axver isn't great with children.

 

[Axver]

I'm terrible at being decisive sometimes, especially when honestly I'm so burnt out that I'm just taking a huge fucking break from everything U2 and would rather not think about this. I've got a thesis to work on.

 

[bono_212]

Its fun reading your posts on the matter, But if you're too busy, might as well just stay out of The Other One.

 

[Alisaura]

Wouldn't it have made more sense not to fucking do this?

Well yeah, but clearly this Matkin guy isn't great at using his brain.

Ax, maybe tell him to stop referring to you. Explain that this is his idea and you don't have time to be involved...?

 

[Axver]

Apparently the reaction on Twitter has actually been really positive. Matkin hasn't received any negative feedback there.

 

[gvox]

People on Twitter are just that much more used to processing useless information without batting an eye.

Here, it becomes a maelstrom.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

A wild outsider appears, should we prepare our pitchforks, chaps?

 

[Axver]

I always have my pitchforks prepared.

LM always has his Pitchfork prepared.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

That post deserves a 10.0.

 

[cobl04]

A wild outsider appears, should we prepare our pitchforks, chaps?

It used TELEPORT!

 

[LemonMelon]

LM always has his Pitchfork prepared.

This whole idea earns a 9.9 on the pleasedie scale.

 

[Axver]

Hipster scum.

 

[Axver]

Anyway, I have to go out now. Hope I don't come home to any more surprises.

(No, I'm not going out to some mystery gig. I wish the grocery shopping was that exciting.)

 

[LemonMelon]

Let us know if Bono is OK.

 

[cobl04]

Bono is always at the supermarket. In between trips to McDonalds and KFC.

 

[Reggo]

I love the last five pages of this thread.

 

[bono_man2002]

This is sad as fuck.

"YAY! IMAGINARY 360 TOUR!"

"I GOT THE FLY!"

"YEAH, WELL, I GOT DROWNING MAN!"

 

[Caleb8844]

Okay I gotta know, where can i find this Kunstmuseum gig thread?

 

[Axver]

Let us know if Bono is OK.

The impending massive payday from the Achtung Baby Uber Deluxe edition means he is definitely OK.

Okay I gotta know, where can i find this Kunstmuseum gig thread?

Enjoy: http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f288/u2-at-kunstmuseum-liechtenstein-right-now-184538.html

 

[cobl04]

Cos they know where you live
And they seen what you drive
And they say they gonna put one in your helmet
Cos you brag bout that watch
And all them things that you got
Them dirty boys turn your pound cake to red velvet

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Just watched a documentary on Youtube about Russian skinhead gangs. Incredibly interesting but frightening as all hell.

 

[cobl04]

Vlad I just interviewed a guy who is driving a 1913 car from Melbourne to Moscow.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Nice.