Karaoke and the sex

[diamond]

WHY KARAOKE IS BETTER THAN SEX

- With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.

- You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.

- When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.

- It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.

- With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.

- It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.

- With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.

- It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.

- You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.

- No one complains about a 3-minute Karaoke performance.



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[Zoots]

 

[Carek1230]

The only time I ever participated and/or watched karaoke was on a cruise ship. Fun evening. Verrrryy interesting times.

 

[diamond]

yeah carek, spill the beans..come on now..we're all ears..

 

[corianderstem]

Beware, all ye who give me a microphone. You will never get it back.

<--karaoke queen

 

[pepokiss]

I don't need to buy dinner to have sex...

 

[Carek1230]

yeah carek, spill the beans..come on now..we're all ears..

On the grounds that I could one day hold public office I cannot disclose what embarrassment went down. (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun) And there was NO video or photos taken, thus no incriminating evidence


Good times though.

 

[diamond]

Beware, all ye who give me a microphone. You will never get it back.

<--karaoke queen

Now I find *this* a bit of information, surprising..

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[corianderstem]

Once I start singing, it's difficult to get me to stop.

 

[phanan]

Someone's bored since being suspended from FYM.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Zoomerang96]

i've only done kareoke once.

and that was to "milkshake" by kelise or however you spell her name.

i could teach you, but i'll have to charge.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I did karaoke last year sometime with some friends after some bevvies, zoom, and we did Creep. You'd have been amazed/horrified.

 

[diamond]

Creep is an easy song to bellow out.

 

[diamond]

Someone's bored since being suspended from FYM.

is the gene pool suffering in my absence?

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[diamond]

Once I start singing, it's difficult to get me to stop.

So, corian what are top 3 staple songs that you whip out and usually get favorable responses to?

Most karaoke hacks have 3-7 songs in their repritore.

I will tell you my 3 after you tell me yours.


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[corianderstem]

Depends on where I'm singing - some of the places we go to have frustrating song lists. Let's see ... some of my favorites ...

Pat Benatar - Heartbreaker
Abba - The Winner Takes It All
kd lang - Miss Chatalaine

I found one place that had Olivia Newton-John's Xanadu, and thought I'd died and gone to heaven. More places need that song in their books.

I usually prefer upbeat stuff. Most slow songs I try and sing I feel really silly, like I'm one of those karaoke singers who takes it so damned seriously. (Although I never turn down the chance to sing an awesome Carpenters ballad.)

That's not me. I have no qualms about making a complete fool of myself ... as long as I sing well. I don't care if I look like a fool, but I care if I think I didn't sound so hot. I'm a Virgo and therefore a perfectionist.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

I did karaoke last year sometime with some friends after some bevvies, zoom, and we did Creep. You'd have been amazed/horrified.

You'd have loved me, I once did "I'm so excited" by the Pointer Sisters. Elliot Goblet style

 

[diamond]

Depends on where I'm singing - some of the places we go to have frustrating song lists. Let's see ... some of my favorites ...

Pat Benatar - Heartbreaker
Abba - The Winner Takes It All
kd lang - Miss Chatalaine

I found one place that had Olivia Newton-John's Xanadu, and thought I'd died and gone to heaven. More places need that song in their books.

I usually prefer upbeat stuff. Most slow songs I try and sing I feel really silly, like I'm one of those karaoke singers who takes it so damned seriously. (Although I never turn down the chance to sing an awesome Carpenters ballad.)

That's not me. I have no qualms about making a complete fool of myself ... as long as I sing well. I don't care if I look like a fool, but I care if I think I didn't sound so hot. I'm a Virgo and therefore a perfectionist.

Interesting line up.

Have you tried "Hell Is For Children"?

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[forbonou2]

I love karoke! My faves to sing; Daydreamer, Could I have this Dance, and Joy to The World!! Better than...? no, I don't think so Di! LOl!!

 

[corianderstem]

Interesting line up.

Have you tried "Hell Is For Children"?

No, I don't know that one all that well. I'd like to try "We Live For Love" sometime, though. And "All Fired Up."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It's been years since I've done karaoke and believe me, karaoke bars everywhere are thankful.

 

[diamond]

No, I don't know that one all that well. I'd like to try "We Live For Love" sometime, though. And "All Fired Up."

I had a gal sit next to me the other night and sing it-she had it done perfectly until the end, where Pat starts screaming "Hell, hell is for..."but I loved how well she did with 4/5s of the song and overlooked the ending.

For those that may be curious, my stables are:

Nights and White Satin-Moody Blues
A Day in the Life-Beatles
Run-Snow Patrol
Dont Fear the Reaper-Blue Oyster Cult
Aqualung-Jethro Tull
White Room-Cream
You Look Wonderful Tonight-Eric Clapton
Rocking in the Free World-Neil Young


I usually get favorble glances, smiles, comments from the patrons.

Other songs I do ok with if the stars are aligned correctly:

Clocks
Warning Sign
Trouble

all by Coldplay

I wish my wife would learn to sing Stars go Blue or Candy Candy by Iggy Pop-so that we could duet together.



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[diamond]

It's been years since I've done karaoke and believe me, karaoke bars everywhere are thankful.

April-

Like many ppl, I think youre too hard on yourself.



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[zuropa_fit]

I usually do Green Day when we karaoke

 

[corianderstem]

My absolutely favorite duet song to do, when I go out for karaoke with one particular female friend who is a FANTASTIC singer:

Enough Is Enough (No More Tears) - Donna Summer & Babs Streisand

 

[pepokiss]

I love to Bon Jovi my karaoke skills

 

[Angela Harlem]

You'd have loved me, I once did "I'm so excited" by the Pointer Sisters. Elliot Goblet style

"I'm internally combusting with excitement."

 

[Carek1230]

I had a gal sit next to me the other night and sing it-she had it done perfectly until the end, where Pat starts screaming "Hell, hell is for..."but I loved how well she did with 4/5s of the song and overlooked the ending.

For those that may be curious, my stables are:

Nights and White Satin-Moody Blues
A Day in the Life-Beatles
Run-Snow Patrol
Dont Fear the Reaper-Blue Oyster Cult
Aqualung-Jethro Tull
White Room-Cream
You Look Wonderful Tonight-Eric Clapton
Rocking in the Free World-Neil Young


I usually get favorble glances, smiles, comments from the patrons.

Other songs I do ok with if the stars are aligned correctly:

Clocks
Warning Sign
Trouble

all by Coldplay

I wish my wife would learn to sing Stars go Blue or Candy Candy by Iggy Pop-so that we could duet together.



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Wow. Mr Diamond, that's quite an impressive repertoire you've listed there If your wife won't duet with you perhaps someone else might?

 

[diamond]

Wow. Mr Diamond, that's quite an impressive repertoire you've listed there If your wife won't duet with you perhaps someone else might?

deal

she likes to dance.


you and I will sing.

and then dance at the end.



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