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Old 05-14-2008, 07:48 PM   #1
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Karaoke and the sex

WHY KARAOKE IS BETTER THAN SEX

- With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.

- You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.

- When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.

- It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.

- With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.

- It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.

- With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.

- It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.

- You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.

- No one complains about a 3-minute Karaoke performance.



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The only time I ever participated and/or watched karaoke was on a cruise ship. Fun evening. Verrrryy interesting times.
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yeah carek, spill the beans..come on now..we're all ears..
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Beware, all ye who give me a microphone. You will never get it back.

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I don't need to buy dinner to have sex...
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:14 AM   #7
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yeah carek, spill the beans..come on now..we're all ears..

On the grounds that I could one day hold public office I cannot disclose what embarrassment went down. (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun) And there was NO video or photos taken, thus no incriminating evidence


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Now I find *this* a bit of information, surprising..

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Once I start singing, it's difficult to get me to stop.
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Someone's bored since being suspended from FYM.

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i've only done kareoke once.

and that was to "milkshake" by kelise or however you spell her name.

i could teach you, but i'll have to charge.
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I did karaoke last year sometime with some friends after some bevvies, zoom, and we did Creep. You'd have been amazed/horrified.

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Creep is an easy song to bellow out.

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is the gene pool suffering in my absence?

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