Still waiting. Should have stepped into traffic for a better response.
You should have told them you just found a Muslim.
Oh wait, New Zealand isn't as crazy as Australia or America.
I should have mentioned cows or some shit
You should've said you have an All Black in your presence who wants to comment on the earthquake or floods. You would've got journos rather than the cops, but still, people would've rushed to beat down your door.
Transport Minister Simon Bridges described it as "munted".
Also, from this: Wellington-Christchurch ferry link considered as SH1 quake repairs cause freight chaos | Stuff.co.nz
Ah yes, Simon Bridges, a man of technical terms.
Oh boy, I've been waiting for a student to spell their name wrong. Just found one who has.
I'm so tempted to mark them down.
Speaking of misspelling, this business of people posting on their phones and autocorrect features is getting ridiculous. Not just here, all over, I see highly erudite (supposedly) people writing borderline incomprehensible posts on internet boards. Because of autocorrect.
PISS PISS OUT MY ASS
So yeah. Had cops in my place tonight.
You'll think that dozey arsehole will notice?
How'd it go?
You hid the weed I hope.
It really surprises me when it comes from people who seem so precise, you'd think they'd at least give their posts a cursory proofread and notice they've mistakenly said, I don't know, that they're a paedophile. PETER FILE!
I don't have any. It ended up with my flatmate getting arrested, he has to appear in court tomorrow and I'm not done yet. Him telling me to "watch myself" was noted by the officers.
Actually the essay started really well!
...I then wandered off and haven't finished marking it.
Will you have to go down to the court too?
It's terrible of me but I have to ask if you're sure you left Manurewa.