Kaikoura, Te Wai Pounamu, Aotearoa (Kia Kaha, Aroha to all) Superthread

[Axver]

I'm equally as annoyed. I wish the Aotearoa version was more available. I'd have performed favours for that little beauty

Oh man yeah I'd love that.

I can find a couple of New Zealand shirts on eBay... in kids' sizes, fuck.

 

[coolian2]

If someone suggests animal cruelty we'll just get a seagull to shit in their lunch

 

[Axver]

Well we might need more rounds if we go the the MCG

I'll bring a tank.

It'll be the 21st century answer to the Emu War.

Look it up if you don't know what I mean. (This comment applies to everybody.)

 

[Axver]

If someone suggests animal cruelty we'll just get a seagull to shit in their lunch

One motherfucker shat on me in the Crowdies' line one day. Fortunately it just hit my shoulder and I could wipe it right off.

 

[coolian2]

Oh man yeah I'd love that.

I can find a couple of New Zealand shirts on eBay... in kids' sizes, fuck.

Damn! I used to have a friend at Canterbury of NZ but they left. I could have done it then

 

[coolian2]

I'll bring a tank.

It'll be the 21st century answer to the Emu War.

Look it up if you don't know what I mean. (This comment applies to everybody.)

I feel like laughing at that was wrong but also so right

 

[coolian2]

One motherfucker shat on me in the Crowdies' line one day. Fortunately it just hit my shoulder and I could wipe it right off.

Sounds right the stadium massacre is on.

Or at least we sink beers and joke about it

 

[Axver]

Sounds right the stadium massacre is on.

Or at least we sink beers and joke about it

The latter is far more likely, yes.

 

[Axver]

How good are Mint Slices, just for the record.

15'd

 

[Axver]

Hey look we've got a tonne of lurkers again. Yes I'm sure my tales of seagull shit at the Opera House are entertaining. Say hi.

 

[coolian2]

The latter is far more likely, yes.

I think it's probably more legal too

 

[coolian2]

How good are Mint Slices, just for the record.

15'd

Oooh hello. You just got a sales splurge here

 

[coolian2]

Hey look we've got a tonne of lurkers again. Yes I'm sure my tales of seagull shit at the Opera House are entertaining. Say hi.

I'm out of sex stories that I'm willing to let out so it's the seagulls or nothing

 

[Axver]

Oooh hello. You just got a sales splurge here

I do miss Mandarin Slices though. Those were even better.

 

[Axver]

I'm out of sex stories that I'm willing to let out so it's the seagulls or nothing

Yeah well I'm listening to a band called See Through Dresses.

 

[Axver]

Oh look at that, my washing is done. After our discussion earlier I didn't entirely believe it would ever finish.

 

[coolian2]

Although my sex stories and you getting shat on by birds probably helps the site traffic. Man, the internet is weird.

 

[coolian2]

Yeah well I'm listening to a band called See Through Dresses.

Let's watch it jump

 

[Axver]

Although my sex stories and you getting shat on by birds probably helps the site traffic. Man, the internet is weird.

Combine the two. Give the Intarwebz your tale of being shat on while having sex with seagulls. We know you have that story up your sleeve.

 

[coolian2]

Oh look at that, my washing is done. After our discussion earlier I didn't entirely believe it would ever finish.

I told you, stoppage time! Should have asked the ref how long to go.

 

[coolian2]

Combine the two. Give the Intarwebz your tale of being shat on while having sex with seagulls. We know you have that story up your sleeve.

I'm going to need a few more drinks to fanfic that.

Wait.....I should not have fanfic

 

[coolian2]

Actually I could start that story from real life experience but have to make it up when the seagulls get involved

 

[Axver]

I told you, stoppage time! Should have asked the ref how long to go.

I know, what a mistake.

Now I have to hang the fuckers up. At least I'm not like I was ten years ago and would just forget and leave it sitting in the machine overnight.

 

[Axver]

Actually I could start that story from real life experience but have to make it up when the seagulls get involved

I... don't want to ask, yet I do.

 

[coolian2]

I know, what a mistake.

Now I have to hang the fuckers up. At least I'm not like I was ten years ago and would just forget and leave it sitting in the machine overnight.

That's never a good smell

 

[coolian2]

I... don't want to ask, yet I do.

Well to be fair it was in the water and seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[coolian2]

Well 11 lurkers

 

[Axver]

That's never a good smell

My nose barely works, so that just made me delay even more.

 

[Axver]

Well to be fair it was in the water and seemed like a good idea at the time

...I'm just coming up with stories in my mind now.

As are the lurkers, I'm sure.

 

[coolian2]

I think the Melbourne captain just ended his speech with "and fuck off"