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Old 02-23-2005, 07:58 PM   #1
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Just Funny Stuff..."Zen for those who take life too seriously...

Hi! I got this from a friend at work this mornning, it really made my day!. It's really funny. It's a list of things for life. Some of these are pretty funny, and some is a little corney and strange, not sure if i really get the first five, but the rest are pretty good. Feel free to check it out!

"Zen for those who take life too seriously":

>1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
>2. A Day without sunshine is like night.
>3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't a familiar territory.
>5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>6. 99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>12. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
>13. I drive way too fast to wory about cholesterol.
>14. Support bacteria, it's the only culture some poeple have.
>15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
>16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>17. Change is inevitable, except from veding machines.
>18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
>19. plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
>21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
>23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>24. How do you tell when your out of invisible ink?
>25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
>26. When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
>27. Hard work pays off in the future. layziness pays off now.
>28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
>29. if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>30. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>31. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>32. Just a reminder--if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
>33. Light travels faster then sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>34. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Let me know what you think! I personally, like 32, 14, 26!
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11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I love it!
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99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A little high, but about right nevertheless
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>31. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

yeah, makes me think about some people..... talk about trying to get around a situation........


>4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't a familiar territory.

(to be lost in thought is to be deep in thought, pensive. It's a different way of using two words that have the same meaning, lost, and not familiar). I like it, took me a while, but I like it. 14 is good, too.


>8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

#9.... "perspective"
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>6. 99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.





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>31. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I love this one the best, b/c there is the exact thing my old boyfriend did, I asked him to fix the the brakes on my mustang, and he comes back an hour later,"oh, i counld't fix your brakes so i made your horn louder!!" i actually added/came up with this one, b/c it was so fitting with the rest. But i am not sure where my friend got these from, they're so funny..and yet they actually make sence...
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