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Old 01-18-2002, 05:15 PM   #1
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The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to
supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries:

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. (Olive? You have a flavor??? hmmm...)

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. (um...guess this one's for Edge)

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist
immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. (didn't Bono quote this once?)

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

har-dee-har-har.
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Old 01-18-2002, 05:23 PM   #2
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11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. (didn't Bono quote this once?)

16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

har-dee-har-har.

ROTF, Disco!
Thanks for posting this! I needed a laugh!
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Old 01-18-2002, 07:33 PM   #3
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11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.


16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

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