Just a lil more bout me;). Spontaneous Inhouse Booty calls get my tiny apt CLEAN qwik

[diamond]

Yes
yes..

You see everytime I get a call for a lady letting me know that theyre in my hood wanting to come by for a dimonponyride..unannounced..you should SEE how QUICKLY my apt gets clean and sexy.

That 798 sqft shitbox gets a facelift in a few short minutes.
Its vaccumed
Counters cleaned..
Tables polished

Candles,incesnses lit..
you get the pic..
Sexy William Orbit/Bono/NewAge type music playing..

Photos of participants later..only if youre nice..

-diamond-

 

[Naya]

Oscar worthy movie:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

diamond, you suck. your apartment is almost as big as my entire house.

 

[deep]

When you give them the money up front


Do they really care what your place looks like ?






_________________________________
I know where all the bodies are buried.

 

[diamond]

When you give them the money up front :
Do they really care what your place looks like:

:

_________________________________
I know where all the bodies are buried.

I pay them to LEAVE George and send them to your house
And you can pay ME later
thanks

DB9 :

 

[Bonochick]

Ummmm.........

 

[Diemen]

Get over yourself, dimonbro

This just might be the Worst Thread Ever?.

I have a dream
That one day my children
And my children's children
Will live in a world where Dimonbro
Doesn't leap at every opportunity to call attention to himself
And lays off the attempts to portray himself
As the ultimate ladies man

Yes, I have a dream
That one day diamond...vest wearing, jeep selling, sign making, attention-grabbing, smilie-overusing diamond...
I dream that one day, this man
Who plagues us so
Will grow up.

 

[diamond]

The Good Revrend Diemen has spoken

Hows your Sexy Saturn anyway?

-diamond-

 

[Diemen]

don't call my saturn sexy...

...cause it ain't.

It's also equipped with a nifty little security lock thingy now too. It's hard to drive away a stickshift if you can't put the clutch in.

 

[Ali Rose]

Just came in here to say....

PHOEY!!!



A little more than anybody wanted to know, me thinks.....
Somebody come lock this thing down, Please.

 

[diamond]

thank u for your imput Ali
I plan to post no 'racy' Pleba like photos..ok?

Rev-
Anything that YOU drive AUTOMATICALLY becomes SEXY brotha I suspect



DB9

 

[Diemen]

Preach on, my sistah

PHOEY!!!



A little more than anybody wanted to know, me thinks.....
Somebody come lock this thing down, Please.

This is what I meant to say in my initial post. I just felt more wordy then.

 

[diamond]

Re: Preach on, my sistah

This is what I meant to say in my initial post. I just felt more wordy then.

Well thats ok
if a few dont wanna know..thats ok,
perhaps this thread is not for them?
maybe some others do..
dont worry Diemen u r still sexy

DB9:

 

[Ali Rose]

Run, Diemen. Run like the wind......

Diamonds calling Diemen sexy.

 

[diamond]

Re: Run, Diemen. Run like the wind......

Diamonds calling Diemen sexy.

I think you and Diemen would make a neat cpl
Seriously

I will get over him to Ms.Ali

DB9

 

[Ali Rose]

Why do I keep coming back in here?

Nice thought, Diamond.

But last time I checked Diemen lived aboot 1500 miles away.

Most of the good ones do.

 

[therulz]

lol....

Is this a reincarnate tag for the line about you having a maid to clean the chicken out of your ice cube tray diamond or the one where you leave your 800 number online to hook up?...lol...and <snigger> how many square feet?

 

[diamond]

jackasses

pics in a few days......

 

[Diemen]

oh my

dont worry Diemen u r still sexy

I...........I didn't see this. I really didn't see this. I reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaally didn't see this.

*runs*

 

[diamond]

Secretly, we all know you are flattered PianoMan

DB9

 

[Elvis]

Diamond: This forum is not for the personal story telling, and desperate attention seeking, of your sexploits.

This is NOT appropriate for this forum.