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Old 08-27-2002, 10:21 PM   #1
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wink Just a lil more bout me;). Spontaneous Inhouse Booty calls get my tiny apt CLEAN qwik

Yes
yes..

You see everytime I get a call for a lady letting me know that theyre in my hood wanting to come by for a dimonponyride..unannounced..you should SEE how QUICKLY my apt gets clean and sexy.

That 798 sqft shitbox gets a facelift in a few short minutes.
Its vaccumed
Counters cleaned..
Tables polished

Candles,incesnses lit..
you get the pic..
Sexy William Orbit/Bono/NewAge type music playing..

Photos of participants later..only if youre nice..

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Old 08-27-2002, 10:30 PM   #2
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Oscar worthy movie:

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Old 08-27-2002, 10:36 PM   #3
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diamond, you suck. your apartment is almost as big as my entire house.
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Old 08-27-2002, 10:52 PM   #4
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When you give them the money up front


Do they really care what your place looks like ?






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Old 08-27-2002, 11:01 PM   #5
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When you give them the money up front :
Do they really care what your place looks like:

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I pay them to LEAVE George and send them to your house
And you can pay ME later
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Ummmm.........
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Old 08-27-2002, 11:45 PM   #7
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Get over yourself, dimonbro

This just might be the Worst Thread Everô.

I have a dream
That one day my children
And my children's children
Will live in a world where Dimonbro
Doesn't leap at every opportunity to call attention to himself
And lays off the attempts to portray himself
As the ultimate ladies man

Yes, I have a dream
That one day diamond...vest wearing, jeep selling, sign making, attention-grabbing, smilie-overusing diamond...
I dream that one day, this man
Who plagues us so
Will grow up.
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Old 08-27-2002, 11:48 PM   #8
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The Good Revrend Diemen has spoken

Hows your Sexy Saturn anyway?

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Old 08-27-2002, 11:53 PM   #9
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don't call my saturn sexy...

...cause it ain't.

It's also equipped with a nifty little security lock thingy now too. It's hard to drive away a stickshift if you can't put the clutch in.
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Old 08-27-2002, 11:54 PM   #10
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Just came in here to say....

PHOEY!!!



A little more than anybody wanted to know, me thinks.....
Somebody come lock this thing down, Please.

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Old 08-27-2002, 11:59 PM   #11
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thank u for your imput Ali
I plan to post no 'racy' Pleba like photos..ok?

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Old 08-28-2002, 12:05 AM   #12
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Preach on, my sistah

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PHOEY!!!



A little more than anybody wanted to know, me thinks.....
Somebody come lock this thing down, Please.

This is what I meant to say in my initial post. I just felt more wordy then.
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Old 08-28-2002, 12:08 AM   #13
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Re: Preach on, my sistah

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This is what I meant to say in my initial post. I just felt more wordy then.
Well thats ok
if a few dont wanna know..thats ok,
perhaps this thread is not for them?
maybe some others do..
dont worry Diemen u r still sexy

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Run, Diemen. Run like the wind......

Diamonds calling Diemen sexy.
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Old 08-28-2002, 12:17 AM   #15
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Re: Run, Diemen. Run like the wind......

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Diamonds calling Diemen sexy.
I think you and Diemen would make a neat cpl
Seriously

I will get over him to Ms.Ali

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