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Old 06-09-2003, 04:46 PM   #16
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“I go to shake the guys hand and all hell breaks loose.”--Anthony Paretti
he looks like a baldwin brother.


i think i am going to sue Samsonite Luggage for making my wrist hurt for when i pull my luggage.
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There's no way this is true. What spoof site did you get this from, deep?
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Aha! You're exposed!

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I suspected it was The Onion, but the Onion is usually a litter funnier.
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There's no way this is true. What spoof site did you get this from, deep?
Alright I did a google search for "Black Jesus"* and this is one of the sites that came up.

There are items on the bean soup site that are blantantly racists in my view. That is why i did not reveal it earlier.







* I was listening to public radio. An African American speaker was talkintg about having a Black Jesus because they were created in God's image.
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Jesus returns as a Black man, gets arrested by police

CHICAGO--Fulfilling a 2,000-year-old promise, Jesus the Christ--returned to earth as a Black man--only to be physically assaulted by Chicago police who said the Son of God fit the description of a burglar wanted in a string of thefts on the north side.

The Chicago Police Department alerted the area residents that a 5' 10', medium complexion Black man about 30 to 33-years-old, with a thick, short Afro was sought in apparent home invasions occurring near Wrigley Field--home of the Cubs.
Seeking to "reprove the world of sin", Jesus--sporting baby locks--began his task by trying to identify one of the two billion Christians who follow him. Jesus approached a man of European descent sitting on his front porch. Startled, the man ran into the house immediately and called 911 demanding police apprehend this suspicious looking Black man who had "hair like lamb's wool."

When police arrived, without any questions, they apprehended "the light of the world." With "feet like fine brass burned in an oven," Jesus was forced to walk down three flights of stairs despite a wound in his side suffered at the end of an officer's stick. While in custody, police said Jesus signed a confession admitting he would return "as a thief in the night."

In a jail cell, Jesus turned water into wine and fed all the inmates at a Cook County jail with one piece of fish. Chicago Police Superintendent Terry Hilliard still maintained that despite Jesus being the Prince of Peace, police actions were justified. "Jesus resisted arrest. He turned his cheek when struck by an officer, whom interpreted the move as a sign of aggression. They thought he was going for a weapon of some sort. Turns out is was a piece of fish, but the officers had no way of knowing that," said Supt. Hilliard. "They had no choice, but to forcefully apprehend him."

Pope John Paul II--on a plane leaving from Poland where he attended an annual tribute to the Shrine of the Black Madonna and child--was unavailable at press time
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sad, but probably true.
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Yertle,

You are ok.

Did you work out your dilemma about compulsory service requirement?
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not yet, I'm looking for some good results in the GCSEs next year first so I can find myself a good university out of the country. I'm planning to go for the International Baccalaureate (and an international college rather than do JC here) but that's going to need a good GSCE grade.
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best of luck to you.
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not yet, I'm looking for some good results in the GCSEs next year first so I can find myself a good university out of the country. I'm planning to go for the International Baccalaureate (and an international college rather than do JC here) but that's going to need a good GSCE grade.
From what I hear the IB program is very big in Europe and abroad... I didn't take it because it requires advanced studies in everything. I prefer to sleep.

Go for it.
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