join the anti-sex league

[Zoomerang96]

over the past number of weeks i've seen the number of threads multiply like weeds, as estrogen and testosterone levels appear to be rebounding from a summer of apparant lost loves.

i demand to be recognized as the leader of the anti-sex league, here at interference. those who chose to join me will wear a sash signifying our independence from irrelevant sexual desires that lead to nowhere but personal demise.

for years, i've demonstrated at this very message board that one can post without resorting to pathetic flirtatious gestures which would of course, have led to zero sexual activity anyway.

in closing, i demand you carefully think about what you read here today, and decide to join me in stamping out sexuality of our message board lives.

sincerely,

caisenma

 

[Sicy]

 

[Zoomerang96]

we need an anti-sex league smiley.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Red Ships,
you're just bitter.
now,
let me happen to you.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I'll join the anti-anti-sex league, bitch.

 

[Zoomerang96]

shut up boomcha.

disease infested manifestations such as yourself belong in the pits of this forum, otherwise known as pleba.

lemonade stand is mine, and i will make it pristine.

 

[Zoomerang96]

I'll join the anti-anti-sex league, bitch.

why?

 

[Elvis Presley]

sig heil!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

shut up boomcha.

disease infested manifestations such as yourself belong in the pits of this forum, otherwise known as pleba.

lemonade stand is mine, and i will make it pristine.

I'll castrate you like a fucking cow.

 

[Zoomerang96]

I'll castrate you like a fucking cow.

that's exactly my point.

i want you to.

down with sex.

 

[Mr. BAW]

"desires that lead to nowhere but personal demise."

and a guaranteed spot in Zoo Confessionals...

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

because we shouldn't be ashamed of our faux-cyber-pseudo-online-quasi sexuality.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Re: Re: join the anti-sex league

and a guaranteed spot in Zoo Confessionals...

indeed.

you're married, you're free to flirt with your wife all you want. i trust though, that you're with me otherwise in terms of idealogical support?

 

[Mr. BAW]

I am a follower!

 

[Zoomerang96]

because we shouldn't be ashamed of our faux-cyber-pseudo-online-quasi sexuality.

yes we should.

our lives need constructive methods of application to move forward the prosperity of the human race. sex does not apply.

 

[JessicaAnn]

over the past number of weeks i've seen the number of threads multiply like weeds, as estrogen and testosterone levels appear to be rebounding from a summer of apparant lost loves.

i demand to be recognized as the leader of the anti-sex league, here at interference. those who chose to join me will wear a sash signifying our independence from irrelevant sexual desires that lead to nowhere but personal demise.

for years, i've demonstrated at this very message board that one can post without resorting to pathetic flirtatious gestures which would of course, have led to zero sexual activity anyway.

in closing, i demand you carefully think about what you read here today, and decide to join me in stamping out sexuality of our message board lives.

sincerely,

caisenma

That is so hot.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Re: Re: join the anti-sex league

That is so hot.

i'm not sure you understood my sentiments.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Oh, I did.

 

[Zoomerang96]

how is the methodical removal and ultimate destruction of sexuality "hot"??

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Seeing as I rarely participate in these said threads, I feel no obligation to or against them. Therefore, my view is completley objective and suject to no criticism or scrutiny. In fact, you are all wrong. Give me your money. I will fund more threads that you can despise, and in turn, prompt you to post against them thus giving your meaningless lives some glimmer of purpose.

 

[JessicaAnn]

It makes me want to do whatever I can ( )to drag them into the gutter with me.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'll anti-sex your face :shakesangryfist:

 

[LoveTown]

Down with sex, sex is bad!!!

any single guys out there wanna "discuss" the evils of sex with me?

 

[Zoomerang96]

lovetown...are you the same lovetown i seem to remember conversing with a long time ago?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I refuse to play along in this little game.
sex is human nature.
HUMAN NATURE I say.

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's what all the bjorks are saying these days.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[LoveTown]

lovetown...are you the same lovetown i seem to remember conversing with a long time ago?

that depends, do you remember good things or bad things? hehehe

I've been at interference forever so yeah Im sure it's prolly me.

 

[DaveC]

 

[isabelle_guns]

lol