Join Me for Jersey Jenga on Nov. 4, 2005

[TripThruUreWires]

That's right gang,

Join me @ Rotten Robbie's Truck Stop

no U2,
no casinos,
no strip clubs,
no parties,
no glitz or glamour.

just you, me, stale coffee, a provocative game of Jenga and a waitress named Rita with pinapple earrings!

Don't pass up this experience-of-a-lifetime,
RSVP ASAP!

___

You'll regret passing up the chance to endorse this blowout Joel!

 

[RedRocksU2]

...what time?

 

[Bonochick]

I have pineapple earrings.

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Bonochick]

Those are much fancier than mine.

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

is the stale coffee free?

 

[TripThruUreWires]

boys and girls,

i don't have time to answer your trivial queries or respond to your trite observations.

i'm merely the shindig coordinator. wake-up call--i don't get paid for this thankless position. i do it 'cause i desire to enrich your life.

i can foresee that this is gonna be a rip-roaring success! who needs vegas? new jersey: "we'll win you over"!

 

[AngelofHarlem01]

 

[zonelistener]

CRAP!

I did NJ LAST weekend.

Trip...you need to consult me, the insta-party, before yougo setting dates.

If I have told you once, I have told you once!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

super!

 

[hiphop]

Congrats Trip (a little late I know)..

so sorry I cant be there.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

zonepisser,

you ain't be in da zone since '88 at best.

need i say more?

missvelvet, you're peaches will be most welcomed.

hiphop, as martha would say, "You just don't fit in here". Go. I'll write you conciliatory note on my ryan cabrera notepad--but you have to give it back.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm bringing my jenga ringer... muhammed ali

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

missvelvet, you're peaches will be most welcomed.

They will go nicely with the pineapple earrings!

 

[Dalton]

i'm bringing my jenga ringer... muhammed ali

Party Foul # 432 - Making Fun of Cripples

While midgets, dwarves, and little people have become fair game to the 3 beer jokesters in the last few years, cripples remain off limits. The use of "cripple jokes" (which are not jokes at all, but sad commentary on the speakers black heart) should most often result in a 2 beer deduction along with a lengthy uncomfortable silence.