johnny swallow

[Zoomerang96]

do my eyes fail me?!!?!? is that really you?!

come here, old man and kiss my lips in majestic triumph!

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Anus Jowl Law is back?

 

[Zoomerang96]

yes! YES!!!!

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

These are golden days.

 

[Johnny Swallow]

I'm back BITCH!

 

[Zoomerang96]

where were you?

any more dates with hooters girls?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Holy shit, I remember that. God, it's sad when internet forums make you feel old.

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Ha ha, I'm still here. I've been trying to knock out my degree and I almost did get set up with a hooters girl that my sister in law knew, but it was a near miss.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

What level degree, Juan?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i see.

i imagine you still hate your life, yes?

 

[Johnny Swallow]

A B.S. in psychology, I've got 41 hours left to go but I'm getting to where I can see the end. It's good to see (read?) both of you two, I'm glad I'm not a forgotten soul in this place. I'm just sitting here listening to Vertigo over and over and thinking to myself "How come I'm not on interference right now?" Ahh, home sweet home.

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah yes.

home sweet home indeed.

a lot has changed since you were last here...

 

[Johnny Swallow]

I hate that I ever met you. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else. Love, juan.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I disappeared for awhile myself, posted once a month or so. Thought you'd been banned or something. Yeah, 41 hours huh? I've got 3 semesters left on my BA English, but my major and gen ed stuff will be done by the end of the year. So I can do whatever the hell I like senior year. It's good to see you man.

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Yeah I'm sorry to say that I think spending so much time posting online kept me from studying as much as I needed to back in the day so I lost my scholarship at the end of my freshman year, after that I took a year and a half off of school to get myself focused and now I feel like I'm fighting to make up for lost time. Next fall I'll graduate if all goes to plan. If this new tour doesn't make me drop out this spring. (THANKS BONO )

Oh and does Wanderer still bring himself up here or is he still wandering?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

It's all about balance. But I know exactly what you're saying. I've been staying on til like 3 in the morning. But I'm still managing As and A-s, so I'm not too concerned yet. And next semester my earliest classes are at 11... it's a beautiful thing.

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Cool, speaking of which I'm off to estudio espanol. Hello and goodbye to all my friends. Except 4 newb13s. lol. ttyl.

 

[Sicy]

 

[martha]

AJ's back!!!!!!!

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I feel like i've been transported back to 2002


good luck with school....which is what i should be working on..

 

[anitram]

I think the first post I read here, before registering was one of Johnny Swallow's. It was something about figuring out which tickets to order - pay up for golden circle or get crushed for cheap.

Wow, where has the time gone.

 

[Bonochick]

A B.S. in psychology

Emphasis on the B.S., no doubt.

 

[HeartlandGirl]

I remember you, J.S. Arkansas, right? God, I've been here a long time.

 

[martha]

Johnny gave me shit once about my posts trying to learn how to use the quote thing back in IO when it was still really Official.

 

[Se7en]

i've swallowed a bit too much in my day.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I've been watching Jonnyy swallow for a long long time, longer indeed than either he or I realise. I most heartily recommend him as a troublemaker and a turbulent priest of the forum.

PS. (the) Wanderer posts at Xeidon now.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Xeidon

 

[Zoomerang96]

I've been watching Jonnyy swallow for a long long time, longer indeed than either he or I realise.

isn't that a bit...creepy?

 

[tiny dancer]