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Old 12-21-2005, 04:07 PM   #16
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crazy, isn't it?
what the hell am i in it for?!
booze and porn.
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Also lame commercials, endorsements and book deals. And don't forget the booze and porn, either.
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booze and porn.
mmmmmm....boooooze and porrrnnnn.......
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As far as the $$$ for Damon goes, its just more of the same from George. But unless Johnny develops a 95 mph heater and a deuce that falls off a table in the next three months, I don't see how the Yanks will be better off.

Now, back to booze and porn.
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As far as the $$$ for Damon goes, its just more of the same from George. But unless Johnny develops a 95 mph heater and a deuce that falls off a table in the next three months, I don't see how the Yanks will be better off.

Now, back to booze and porn.
yea... why would an offense that's been lacking a true leadoff hitter since the last time they won the world series be better off by signing the best lead off hitter in the game.

you're right... i can't see how they'll be better off, either.
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I wonder if Johnny (read thatScott Boras) is really looking at the big picture here.
Sure he got $3mil per year more than the Sox' official offer, but...
The Sox would likely have gone a little higher, lets say 4 years, $44Mil.
Now here in Boston, Damon has achieved rockstar type status, doing commercials etc.
In NY, he'll be lucky to be the 6th or 7th most sought after Yankee for endorsement deals. Take away the Captain Caveman look as decreed by King George, and a lot of $$$ off the field ends up on the barbershop floor as well.
Perhaps a move Damon may regeret over time...we'll see.
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perhaps he'll take some time off to tour with pearl jam
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Perhaps if someone else had stayed working rather than spend the last few weeks in S. America with McCready and company, Damon would still play in Boston.
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Dunkin' Donuts misses them both.
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As far as the $$$ for Damon goes, its just more of the same from George. But unless Johnny develops a 95 mph heater and a deuce that falls off a table in the next three months, I don't see how the Yanks will be better off.

Now, back to booze and porn.




Agreed

that pitching staff isn't so good....
RJ is like 88 years old now w/ no cartelidge in his knee, Moose can be a headcase, Chacon might win you 13 games, Wang could be very good, and then Pavano (um, not quite living up to THAT deal)


and yes, let's get back to booze and porn
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Agreed

that pitching staff isn't so good....
RJ is like 88 years old now w/ no cartelidge in his knee, Moose can be a headcase, Chacon might win you 13 games, Wang could be very good, and then Pavano (um, not quite living up to THAT deal)


and yes, let's get back to booze and porn
right you are.
the yankees have been designed (for the last 5-7 years at least) to outscore other teams, rather than limit other teams from scoring. so far, that premise hasn't brought home the bacon, nor has it allowed the yanks to win 110 games and run away with the division...i suppose if it happens this year, they'll have damon to thank for it, as they are returning essentially the same lineup from last year (that didn't get the job done). the playoffs showed us that pitching wins. i can only hope that beckett pans out, and that the sox can fill some of their defensive holes (last count was 3!). luccino sucks.
if that doesn't happen, break out the booze and porn - could make for a very drunk and sticky spring and summer.
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Johnny Damon is a greedy asshole. Good riddance bitch.
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yea... why would an offense that's been lacking a true leadoff hitter since the last time they won the world series be better off by signing the best lead off hitter in the game.

you're right... i can't see how they'll be better off, either.
Yeah, a legit LO hitter really kept the yanks off the scoreboard this past year. Too bad they didn't have the offense to go with that overwhelming pitching staff.
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does that mean I can't call him Chewbacca anymore?
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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/appho...891&sportId=10

Check out this link.....It's a picture of Johnny Damon w/ his wife in NY after getting his hair cut AND highlighted. Johnny's wife could pass for his sister !!
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