Jessica Simpson's "These Boots were made for Walking"

[Dalton]

must be the greatest song of all time .... why else would I continue to watch the video 100 times a day?









:brainturnstomush:

 

[Dalton]

Either no one else is suffering from this dilema or ..... they've all gone blind and can no longer read these boards....

 

[u2popmofo]

Dalton,

I'm going out on a limb on this one....do you like the video for reasons that have nothing to do with the song/music?

Please let me know.

~Inquiring Mind

 

[Dalton]

What ever are you implying, Sir?

That I like this video because a scantily clad Jessica Simpson dances like a stipper and has marital relations with the General Lee?

Well - I am offended.

:slapsu2popmofointhefacewithanoverpricedleatherglove:

 

[neutral]

I like the scene of her washing a car in her bikini out of nowhere, in the middle of a bar. This is quite the video, yes.


Do you watch it with the missus, Dalton?

 

[u2popmofo]

I apologize if I offended your honor.

Please continue to enjoy said video with the volume off.

~Apologetic Mind

 

[Dalton]

I like the scene of her washing a car in her bikini out of nowhere, in the middle of a bar. This is quite the video, yes.


Do you watch it with the missus, Dalton?

Watch it with her?

Man, I burned it and gave it to her for ah.... inspiration?????




yowser.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I know the song is completely irrelevant, but the original by Nancy Sinatra is so much better

I don't think Nancy had sex w/ a car either

 

[typhoon]

Nancy Sinatra rules.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

I've heard her version. Yeah. The original's much better.

For some reason, I keep thinking this video takes place in some rodeo barn. I saw a small bit of some video one day that takes place in one of those...maybe I'm thinking of something else. Hm.

Angela

 

[Lancemc]

Nancy Sinatra blows.


And not in a sexual way.

 

[unosdostres14]

lol she's serving drinks in a bar and some guy slaps her ass as she walks by. and she just goes up to him and starts grinding with him

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I think the remake of the song is awful.

 

[tarquinsuperb]

I've just been on a file sharing program and I think it is the first time I've looked for a song that more people have got the video than have got the audio!

 

[neutral]

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

I haven't even watched this video yet but I already love it!!

 

[tarquinsuperb]

I've just watched the video.
My God.
Anyone's God for that matter.
Must think about something else.
Hilary Clinton naked on a cold day,
Hilary Clinton naked on a cold day,
Hilary Clinton naked on a cold day,
Hilary Clinton naked on a cold day,
Hilary Clinton naked on a cold day.

I think it's gone.

 

[impy13]

I just don't understand how she can go from hanging out with Willie Nelson to having sex with an automobile just like that...

 

[tarquinsuperb]

It's back.
I don't even know why anyone even bothered with the audio, I couldn't tell you the first thing about the lyrics the production or any part of it.
She has an unbeliveable as..........I mean voice.
I think many may struggle to remain 'Master Of Their Domain' after that.

 

[tarquinsuperb]

I just don't understand how she can go from hanging out with Willie Nelson to having sex with an automobile just like that...

Yeah the end may have felt a bit cheap it didn't matter.
I agree with the original post-
Greatest song in the History of the World EVER.

 

[bollox]

the video makes me happy in my pants

 

[tarquinsuperb]

Her mother must be so proud that her 'music' career worked out so well for her.

 

[Cassis]

its funny indeed that she all of the sudden decides to wash her car in a bikini like a cheap hooker


/disclaimer: no offense to anyone who likes to wash cars in a bikini and not happend to be a hooker

 

[BluRmGrl]

Her mother must be so proud that her 'music' career worked out so well for her.

If not, she's still got Joe to be proud that the double D's are getting plenty of exposure.

 

[indra]

I just don't understand how she can go from hanging out with Willie Nelson to having sex with an automobile just like that...

Would you rather her be hanging out with the car then go to having sex with Wille Nelson?

 

[#1bonofan]

Jessica Simpson sucks. She has no talent and is a disgrace to music. She either whispers or screams in her songs. Anyone can shake their ass and have sex with cars. Where's the talent in that? She ruined the original.

 

[indra]

Jessica Simpson sucks. She has no talent and is a disgrace to music. She either whispers or screams in her songs. Anyone can shake their ass and have sex with cars. Where's the talent in that? She ruined the original.

Uh...sweetie...no one listens to Jessica Simpson.....

 

[whitehead]

Whenever I watch it I have this strong urge to go camping....mainly because I already pitched my tent!!

Lame. I know. Men are simple.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Would you rather her be hanging out with the car then go to having sex with Wille Nelson?

Ugh...it's early, and I just ate breakfast...I'm not in the mood to think of Willie Nelson having sex with anyone...

*Tries to wipe image out of head*

Angela

 

[blueeyedgirl]

^

It's a bit concerning that people's gonads are getting a workout by JESSICA SIMPSON for fuck's sake! Can't you exercise your nether bits to someone of quality?

* wanders off muttering about dropping standards *