Jessica Simpson is evil.

[UnforgettableLemon]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
She's pretty.... she needs a chin job though.

Yeah, that first picture is like... um... right...

 

[socalu2fan]

From what I have read of Johnny Swallow, I agree with him more than anyone else on almost every topic on this forum, including this one. Jessica Simpson is flat-out my dream girl. Wow, she is irrestible. Also, as a tribute to a funny guy who keeps these posts fun and exciting I would like to have my status changed from the Fly to President of the Johnny Swallow fan club or Johnny Swallow's #1 fan, one of the two. How could I do that?