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Old 06-10-2003, 06:55 AM   #1
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Jeez! This woman had no fear in giving this guy hard revenge!! (Warning, do NOT try!

This woman, right? This woman had a boyfriend, or maybe husband (sorry I no longer have the article to double check but I remember the story from yesterday, but it IS true! ..) had started at weekends saying that he needed to go away to check on his Gran, cause she wasn't doin so well. So this woman told him to take care and would send his gran her love, etc, and they also had kids, etc.....but the woman thought it was so wonderful and respectful for her man to put family matters before social activities. And he was visiting Gran quite often.

Ok?

So on a night hes at Grans she was bored and decided to get in touch with a friend and the two of them go to the cinema that night. So she goes in and sits down and her and chum notice these two in front getting quite 'amourous' with each other (just literally not able to take their hands off each other), right? and after a while the big screen lights up and BOOM BOOM - she suddenly gets to see the guy's face and its her man! And within seconds the girl started to unzip his troosers and well, u all know what happened!

So, she and her friend exit quickly but quietly so as he doesnt see her.

I think it was during that week she did the 'revenge'! Ok its actually NOT funny so dont nobody get any ideas to try this WARNING!!!!!.

She decided to cook him a burger............and as 'secret sauce' she added to it some dog excrement! (Jaysus!), and hands burger to her man, and after like 4 bites he realises what it is and his eyes are so wide and hes up in the toilet feeling real bad.


And hes like ? and she said 'I saw you two together!!!!!!' - but he didnt argue the point and left the house quickly, running down the street feeling ill. (bless him ...)

She did check up on him worried in case he caught some bacterial disease, but as far as she found out, he just felt ill.














Now Im sorry but while some say revenge is sweet, it really coulda cost this guy's life, right?

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Old 06-10-2003, 06:57 AM   #2
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that was a bit extreme
but he had it coming
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Old 06-10-2003, 07:30 AM   #3
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serves him right. i dont think it could have cost him his life, but if it could, it would be too extreme of revenge.
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:05 AM   #4
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well he got off easy at least she didn't do a la bobbit on him.
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:34 AM   #5
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yea yea, I know he deserved it but by gawd dog excrement?
I mean come on! We all know the danger of diseases in them!

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could have been worse....

I think the true problem in this relationship is communication.
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Well now Zoney what would u do if u saw ur man getting hooped by another woman?

I know what I would do, I would just leave him and never speak to him again.......

I would just up and go.............

and 2 years later get revenge by creating a sexy image and body on myself and stripping at his 40th birthday or somethun.
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Well now Zoney what would u do if u saw ur man getting hooped by another woman?

I know what I would do, I would just leave him and never speak to him again.......

I would just up and go.............

and 2 years later get revenge by creating a sexy image and body on myself and stripping at his 40th birthday or somethun.
Um, I highly doubt anyone will be able to use the words "ur man" when describing a relationship I will have.

oh, and are you dating a 38 year-old guy maddie? two years of abs of steel and you will be dancing at his 40th.
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:27 AM   #9
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I meant if u were a woman Mr Listner....



no Im not dating anyone!

actually, I think its cause Im invisible from a distance....Im one of those ones u know if u walked away one mile from me, I would not be seen.

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He might have picked up some intestinal parasites from eating doggie doo, but I think human crap would have been much more dangerous
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ah I see. Oh boy do I feel sooooooooo unintelligent now.......




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Hey, nothing to feel stupid about - the thought still gives me the willies

One of the best pieces of advice I've learned in my veterinary career is to keep your mouth closed whenever working around the back end of an animal - a few docs I know have forgotten this and got nasty surprises in their mouths
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"i'm not one to complain, dear, but this burger tastes like shit."
-actuall quote overheard at the event in question
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*still Googling to find that Mad1->English translator.

that story was gross.
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