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Old 08-21-2005, 12:30 AM   #76
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I guess i just never expected it!?
That's 'cause you're a newbie and don't know our penchant for smut.
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Smut! Smut! What smut! I was discussing nudity.

Or at least thats what EYE was doing. Dunno what you do while you are naked in front of the computer.
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I know how to get the thread back on topic - Adolescent Sex !

Gawd Im wit-tae today
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Smut! Smut! What smut! I was discussing nudity.

Or at least thats what EYE was doing. Dunno what you do while you are naked in front of the computer.
Mindboggling
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I know how to get the thread back on topic - Adolescent Sex !

Gawd Im wit-tae today
And too fast!
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Old 08-21-2005, 12:43 AM   #82
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When I was a little kid (like 4-5) my dad brought home a live album by this satirical singer songwriter, named Tom Lerher. I loved that album...and especially the song called "Smut." Just the song you want your four or five year old singing at the top of her lungs....

Here are the lyrics:

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
If it's uncut
and unsubt-le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald.
I would devour
Where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers, stained
glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers
Lurid, licentious and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
Let's face it I love slime!

Old books can be indecent books,
Though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say,
Is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man!

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will
If it is swill
And really fil-thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words: Smut! I love it.
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut.
I don't know what
Compares with smut.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!


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sorry for swerving so off topic.... I'm leaving now....
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Indra. Ive never heard that song before :eyepop:

I used to play that "Dracs Back" song at full bore. Didnt sing it, cause I dont sing along to songs but I played it alot.

I just tried to google the lyrics and had no luck
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Did i wake everybody up or something?
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Did i wake everybody up or something?
Nah, Ive mopped the kitchen and the dining room and put the mop cloth in the washing machine before I wash the bathroom and toilet floors.

Arent you thrilled that you asked? Actually I think this post is so rivetting I will make a journal entry out of it

BlueEyedGirl do you remember the Dracs Back song? I cannae find it on google. It went something like

Their easy pickings at the discotheque
Sometimes they look as if they have been in a wreck.

Dracs back, I want to suck your oooowwwwwww

Dracula


or something.
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My turn:

japan: mick karn (bass)
So you really do find Mick Karn attractive? I thought you were joking
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They dont make em like that anymore.


*races off to find mp3*
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So you really do find Mick Karn attractive? I thought you were joking
No I was serious. You no like him? I like him with cropped hair. Hes very exotic looking. Plus you need to see him move.
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No I was serious. You no like him? I like him with cropped hair. Hes very exotic looking. Plus you need to see him move.
But, but... the lack of eyebrows
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Ah, sweet domesticity....i was going to do the dishes but my head still hurts from too much coopers last night...........
Drac's back rings bells but im at a loss....
I'm sure its not a Japan song though
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