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Old 11-09-2005, 11:26 PM   #1
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Jake's fixed if I can't see any nuts, right?

If I can't see any nuts on my cat, that means they've been removed right?

So if they've been removed, why does the little fucker insist on kicking the ass of every other cat in the neighborhood?

If he didn't get cut up and cost me airfare to London, I wouldn't mind so much. Sandy and I run outside every time we hear him start up. For a while, things were fine, but now there's a new little gray and white cat across the street, so the ass-kicking commences once again. We've already cut out his access to Jimmy Cagney movies; they used to get him going. This time I guess the Perry Mason and ice cream fired him up.

Freaking cat.
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You've got a very aggressive pussy.
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That's an easier way to do it
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I haven't heard him in an hour or so.
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