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Old 05-04-2002, 11:20 PM   #1
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J Swallow, I just had some glamour shots!

So today I was forced by the parentlies to stand and smile for a "family type" photo deal.
I demanded I would only do so if they were black and white and I got me way
<--spoilt brat
So, I was thinking about the corniess of it all, the fakeness of the tilt your head to the left, now lean in closer, move your right sholder slightly down, sit back, chin up, ...oh but now smile and look natural!"

NATURAL?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
How in Bono's name is that going to ever be natural when we are sitting there like someone shoveda broom up our arse?!

Oh, and the reason for using Johnny's name in this thread, all the old timers will remember Johnny's glamour shots, so I had this done today and thought of him and his crew in their Sunday best.

I could take better pics than those silly photgraphers with their "Now say Mum has hairy legs!" grrrrrrrrrr

THAT ISNT FUNNY


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Old 05-04-2002, 11:53 PM   #2
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yup i remember those shots.

photographers here have a habit of saying 'now say SEX!' either that or 'MONEY!'
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Old 05-04-2002, 11:55 PM   #3
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Yeah they are class A, huh Betty?
We got some of the "my sister chases boys" action.
I love being treated like I'm 15.
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Old 05-05-2002, 12:08 AM   #5
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now is this the thread to be saying you hate me?
i got all dressed up pretty like with the lipstick and high heels on, just for you deathbear martini, and this is how you repay me?

*ZA sobs so that her mascara runs all over deathbear's slippers
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fine.

i didnt mean that.

i hope your pictures turned out great.

i hope you had a great day.

i hope i feel better soon, cause my ankle is really inflicting strong stomach pains.

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Bear you are the whore you always wished Blattus to be, I hope your ankle feels worse than mine (mine is fucked) and your stomach is full of jalapeno seeds.
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z edge, whats the word there uaaaaaa rafika!!!!!!

rafika!!!!!


nuh uhhhhh rafika!!!!!

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bear, u need a new doctor methinks.
you've had a sore tummy all week and that is not right.
we better find DoctorWho
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quit your whinging bear. you suck a lot.

I broke my toe and now its spread to my whole leg. pretty soon my whole back will need to be amputated.
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quit your whinging bear. you suck a lot.

I broke my toe and now its spread to my whole leg. pretty soon my whole back will need to be amputated.
everything about this post made me laugh

and amanda, i think you need a new doctor. ha.

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z edge, whats the word there uaaaaaa rafika!!!!!!

rafika!!!!!


nuh uhhhhh rafika!!!!!

RAFIKA?!?

What on Earth does that mean? (unless of course, it's just some bear lingo)
It reminded me of the word trafika in Slovene which is another expression for a kiosk.

Hope the pics are nice, amanda.

And i hope that everyone who aches will start feeling better soon.

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Post post post!!!!
Pics pics pics!!!!
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You are obsessed.
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Mine are better than yours.
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