J Swallow, I just had some glamour shots!

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Smile, you're reading my post
So today I was forced by the parentlies to stand and smile for a "family type" photo deal.
I demanded I would only do so if they were black and white and I got me way
<--spoilt brat
So, I was thinking about the corniess of it all, the fakeness of the tilt your head to the left, now lean in closer, move your right sholder slightly down, sit back, chin up, ...oh but now smile and look natural!"

NATURAL?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
How in Bono's name is that going to ever be natural when we are sitting there like someone shoveda broom up our arse?!

Oh, and the reason for using Johnny's name in this thread, all the old timers will remember Johnny's glamour shots, so I had this done today and thought of him and his crew in their Sunday best.

I could take better pics than those silly photgraphers with their "Now say Mum has hairy legs!" grrrrrrrrrr

THAT ISNT FUNNY
 
now is this the thread to be saying you hate me?
i got all dressed up pretty like with the lipstick and high heels on, just for you deathbear martini, and this is how you repay me?

*ZA sobs so that her mascara runs all over deathbear's slippers
 
fine.

i didnt mean that.

i hope your pictures turned out great.

i hope you had a great day.

i hope i feel better soon, cause my ankle is really inflicting strong stomach pains.

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-deathbear
 
Bear you are the whore you always wished Blattus to be, I hope your ankle feels worse than mine (mine is fucked) and your stomach is full of jalapeno seeds.
 
z edge, whats the word there uaaaaaa rafika!!!!!!

rafika!!!!!


nuh uhhhhh rafika!!!!!

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-deathbear
 
quit your whinging bear. you suck a lot.

I broke my toe and now its spread to my whole leg. pretty soon my whole back will need to be amputated.
 
Originally posted by Angela Harlem:
quit your whinging bear. you suck a lot.

I broke my toe and now its spread to my whole leg. pretty soon my whole back will need to be amputated.

everything about this post made me laugh

and amanda, i think you need a new doctor. ha.

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-deathbear
 
Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
z edge, whats the word there uaaaaaa rafika!!!!!!

rafika!!!!!


nuh uhhhhh rafika!!!!!


RAFIKA?!?

What on Earth does that mean? (unless of course, it's just some bear lingo)
It reminded me of the word trafika in Slovene which is another expression for a kiosk.

Hope the pics are nice, amanda.

And i hope that everyone who aches will start feeling better soon.
 
Originally posted by zooropamanda:
I love being treated like I'm 15.
would explain why you like this forum



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salomey...
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