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Old 12-19-2004, 12:40 AM   #1
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i've been taking a lot of picture of you guys

if you've posted here in the past 4 years, chances are i've got a file on you.

and not one of those small ones, the kind you can easily slip into a cabinet.

what we're talking about here is an entire room, dedicated to each member, its walls covered from top to bottom in pictures, information, and various other items i've deemed most important in profiling said poster.

true, my house is quite big. as a result of my new job i've been able to afford pretty much everything i could ever want. that's what happens when you're good looking - things fall into place. now i know what you're thinking, 'how can i be as rich, handsome and successful as deathbear?' it's only fair, if i wasn't me and just about everyone else, i'd ask the same thing.

but instead of giving a direct answer, i'll give a short comparison to put things in perspective. is it appropriate and meaningful to sit around all day and dream about winning the lottery ticket that'll never lay in your hands? of course not.

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chapter two: pictures, pictures, pictures...

so as i was saying, my house, the rooms, the cabinets, the walls - everything.

yes, that's right. they're all dedicated to you.

in one room, i've got kieran's mug supersexualized hanging across the ceiling. while most people would consider a picture of such grand proportions to be downright weird (in this case, it registers at 500 x 500), i take comfort in staring at his mug. on cold lonely nights, i run my hands through his hair, dreaming of previous lost loves.

in another room, i've screaming flower. oh yes. you probably didn't expect this now DID YOU? HA. HA. oh yes, it's true. i've got a file on you.

and what about basstrap, yertle, duffman, calluna, and just about everyone else that believes they're independant from i, you're very own caisenma?

room after room after room...littered with close up photographs, taken of course without their approval or consent. and for good reason. there's a reason why bathrooms have doors with locks on them.

in closing, i'd just like to thank you all for being so magical. special. DELIGHTFUL.

and so, said the bee, let's make like an elephant and BUZZ COLA outta here.
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That either way you turn, I'll be there,
open up your skull, I'll be there...
climbing up the walls

Is that what you want to hear?

Well frankly old man, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of seeing those words. Now, kindly hand back my boudoir collection.
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This thread appalls me. How can you live with yourself Zoomerang96!!

HOW!!!

I know, the money and material comforts help, but still, I'm curious.
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I took a look at the actual picture thread and I've come to the conclusion no one looks finer than Basstrap.

Please supply me more pictures of his fineness.
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That either way you turn, I'll be there,
open up your skull, I'll be there...
climbing up the walls

Is that what you want to hear?

Well frankly old man, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of seeing those words. Now, kindly hand back my boudoir collection.
yes, the 15 shots to the back of your head quote fits quite nicely here. i've been thinking about you a LOT these days, pinball. my mind bleeds as it overstimulates thoughts of combining yours with mine.
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Old 12-19-2004, 12:55 AM   #6
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Bastrapp is a lying liar, he probably took a pic off some porn site for for his 'picture'.

Try 'picturing' his real body if you dare...

I hear he has three eyes
and


his stomach is wildly out of proportion with his body
so much so infact
that
he hneedsssss a trolley to support his drooping pounds of flesh
if you know wht i mean

yeah
but apart from that he's quite ok i suppose

as long as excema doesn't turn you off
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This thread appalls me. How can you live with yourself Zoomerang96!!

HOW!!!

I know, the money and material comforts help, but still, I'm curious.
as you already know, you answered yourself.

but to go further, i've got what is commonly referred to as "charm".

you can sell the world everything it never knew it wanted, but slick your hair back, laugh at the right time, and they'll be going hysterical in a bid to pay more than anyone else.
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You mean like Bono!!!

I luv Bono!!!
he's so

I dunno, it's so confusing, but good

yeah
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I took a look at the actual picture thread and I've come to the conclusion no one looks finer than Basstrap.

Please supply me more pictures of his fineness.
of course! i'm glad you asked. should you have any other requests, i'd be more than happy to oblige.

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That's not basstrap. Thats your kid brother, the one that nobody 'talks' about.

hahaha

I may be drunk, but my grammar is improving.
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1+1 always makes a fine.

If you're suggesting what basstrap's moustache is insinuating.

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That's not basstrap. Thats your kid brother, the one that nobody 'talks' about.

hahaha

I may be drunk, but my grammar is improving.
my kid brother is the talk of the town. he's been "on strike" for the past week, screaming at everyone he sees on main street. it's an awful embarassment for the entire family, but what can you do when the guy's got more rage than a wounded raptor?
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1+1 always makes a fine.

If you're suggesting what basstrap's moustache is insinuating.

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i haven't said anything, but i'll let my TYPING do all the talking if you and craig know what i mean...
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Hey gang, i hear that xeidon is back.

It's not perfect cause the ISP is fucking Melon over with his domain name,but

if you got his special email

today
you'll see that the forum is still as good as it ever was!!!!!!

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oh shit, right...
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