it's like you don't even care about me anymore

[carrieluvv]

*Time to feed the Chooks again*

"Here.......sook,sook,sook....here,sook,sook!

hey! this has nothing to do with zoom's thread. BUT I have this movie Muriels wedding which is one of my all time faves and we were watching it the other day and the girl who got married in the movie calls her husband chook...
and we were like why does she call him that?

so what is a chook?

seagull?
crow?
chicken?




ok.....now zoom...ive never called you bear..i guess i always cared not to get too familiar with ya.........not to get too comfy

i know youve got your uprising to attend to / your computer revolution /your nipple hair grooming

calluna said those causes were valid ones so who am I to say "but....the nipple hair grooming?..."
calluna: " ITS IMPORTANT TO HIM!"
me: well why doesnt he do it in his room?
(notice how we are like your parents?)
calluna: because he prefers the environment in the shed, he says hes able to return to the very intimate details of his being or some such nonsense
me: so you agree that its nonsense
calli : no
me then why did ya say it was?
calli: fuck , I dunno
me; shhhh! here he comes
you: carrying that smug satisfied expression on your face - everytime EVERY DAMN TIME you come out of the shed.......
me: imagining the odd shapes you have combed thru your sorry chest hairs
me:you look ...um.............well satisfied with your self
you whats that suppose to mean?
calli: it didnt mean nothing.............you run along now..........
you flash us a look and run upstairs to your room,stomping everystep on the way and slam your door
calli: you waste of space! why do you have to say ANYTHING?
me: ?










*hmmm...welp this thread took a dark turn with the nipple hair & all.








I check my bike to make sure nothing foul got on it
I turn around and see you looking out your bedroom window.
I feel your hate
i try to blow you a kiss
you flip me the bird.
you never loved me
you make me wish i was never born

 

[gherman]

Who gives a crap about your computer

 

[Calluna]

Carrieluvvah, that was a private convo and I do not recall giving you permission to broadcast it to the entire forum. Now everyone knows about bear and his nipple hair grooming secrets. Thanks a lot!

PS: A chook is a chicken.

 

[U2Man]

i doubt it's the video games that's causing it, mofo.

it's probably all the porn.

z96

 

[zoney!]

i doubt it's the video games that's causing it, mofo.

it's probably all the porn.

Just fuck the pain away, guys!

 

[U2Man]

 

[Zoomerang96]

i smeeeeellll peaches!!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Zoomerang96, sooner or later everyone around you lets you down. I let you down now by not replying sooner, but you let me down years ago, so I figure, we're even. Even steven.

~vomits blood into gutter for like 3.5 years

 

[Numb1075]

there's a bat in the cave
there's a bat in the cave

everybody behave

don't move, stand still
or the bat will getcha, getcha he will.