it's actually my birthday today, guys.

[Saget]

I'd love to know what medication you're on.

Your mom.

Everytime I have a fever, we make a "funniest" video together.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Your mom.

Everytime I have a fever, we make a "funniest" video together.

Hey congrats on your whopping 10th post, Saget! 10 posts in 4 years. Not bad.

 

[MrPryck2U]

and i'm genuinely curious when you last took a big shit. i'd love to know when you took your last shit, and i'd love to know its dimensions.

afterall, it's not a personal question or anything.

This morning after coffee. It was 6 inches long.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Hey congrats on your whopping 10th post, Saget! 10 posts in 4 years. Not bad.

i was expecting better.

but then again, it's pretty hard to top bob saget.

 

[Saget]

Hey congrats on your whopping 10th post, Saget! 10 posts in 4 years. Not bad.

Brevity is the soul of wit.


~Listen All of Y'all It's A Sagetage

 

[cobl04]

Bob Saget!!!

Ohhhh shit!!

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

and i'm genuinely curious when you last took a big shit. i'd love to know when you took your last shit, and i'd love to know its dimensions.

afterall, it's not a personal question or anything.

did i ever tell you the one about this guy i know who took a shit in a urinal?

 

[Bonoscoolness78]

happy brithday

 

[MrPryck2U]

i was expecting better.

but then again, it's pretty hard to top bob saget.

It's all in fun, remember. I mean you no harm or ill will.
If it., indeed, was your birthday, then congrats on your birthday. I just find it a little odd when someone announces their own birthday. Where I come from, we leave that honor to someone else. You see? Lol!

 

[meegannie]

Here people bring cakes to work to announce their own birthdays.

Where are my cakes?

 

[Zoomerang96]

It's all in fun, remember. I mean you no harm or ill will.
If it., indeed, was your birthday, then congrats on your birthday. I just find it a little odd when someone announces their own birthday. Where I come from, we leave that honor to someone else. You see? Lol!

no trouble, no harm mr. pryck.
i'm fully aware of how ridiculous it is to start one's own birthday thread.


mrs. meeganie, i'd be happy to bake you a cake. one with candles.

 

[financeguy]

Zoomerang96 is the Alpha of Lemonade Stand.

Dissenters must be ruthlessly crushed, without mercy.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Zoomerang96 is the Alpha of Lemonade Stand.

Dissenters must be ruthlessly crushed, without mercy.

can we not be so vulgar?

 

[Zoomerang96]

Zoomerang96 is the Alpha of Lemonade Stand.

Dissenters must be ruthlessly crushed, without mercy.

sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the sundays.

 

[Cin]

Here people bring cakes to work to announce their own birthdays.

Where are my cakes?

we do that at our work to. Those who forget are reprimanded did I mention it's an all female workplace

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

What's wrong with this thread people, how's come it hasn't received the sought after one star rating?

 

[Kieran McConville]

What would it be like if we mixed Zoomerang96's birthday with AB and JT?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

as long as people didn't illegally download it i presume it would be just fine

Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[JessicaAnn]

Here people bring cakes to work to announce their own birthdays.

Where are my cakes?

Birthday treats are a requirement at my office as well.

Though many of my coworkers have jumped on a health bandwagon and have brought in yogurt, fruit and granola as a treat. Which is a nice change ... and quite tasty.

Still ... nothing beats a warm Krispy Kreme doughnut.