Kieran McConville
ONE love, blood, life
That's a statement, not a question.
Ah, Frank the Monkey, my least favourite creation, God's unloved monster, the little scratch on the roof of His mouth that would go away if only He could stop poking at it.
Did we create him or did he create us?
Frank the Monkey has attached my intestine to a sausage machine and is making shit sausages from it while I watch on helplessly, doped to the eyeballs on methadone.
I have no idea where this is going, guys, only that it's somewhere bad. Things always go somewhere bad after Frank the Monkey comes to visit!
The walls are so caked in shit that the entire house has lost its linear geometry, it's now like the inside of a GIANT ANT'S NEST!
I can't even work out where the rooms and doors used to be, it's like i just have these tunnels and cul-de-sacs for a house now!
I don't even know if there is a door! THERE ISN'T, FRANK JUST CONFIRMED THAT THERE IS NO DOOR!
SO HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IN!???
AND HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT???!!
Ah, Frank the Monkey, my least favourite creation, God's unloved monster, the little scratch on the roof of His mouth that would go away if only He could stop poking at it.
Did we create him or did he create us?
Frank the Monkey has attached my intestine to a sausage machine and is making shit sausages from it while I watch on helplessly, doped to the eyeballs on methadone.
I have no idea where this is going, guys, only that it's somewhere bad. Things always go somewhere bad after Frank the Monkey comes to visit!
The walls are so caked in shit that the entire house has lost its linear geometry, it's now like the inside of a GIANT ANT'S NEST!
I can't even work out where the rooms and doors used to be, it's like i just have these tunnels and cul-de-sacs for a house now!
I don't even know if there is a door! THERE ISN'T, FRANK JUST CONFIRMED THAT THERE IS NO DOOR!
SO HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IN!???
AND HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT???!!