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Old 07-16-2005, 09:42 PM   #1
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crys Is new R. Kelly videos a joke?

The whole time I watched the first video I kept thinking maybe it was a joke b/c it was so stupid! I mean he sings the word Vibrate in VIBRATO!!! The rhymes are so bad, and the storyline is stupid. Then I found out there are 4 more videos so I actually watched it just to see if it could get any worse and IT DID!!! And every time I turn on VH1 or MTV lately they are playing the whole half hour version!!

Does anyone else out there think the man has lost his mind?
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Old 07-16-2005, 10:08 PM   #2
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The twist at the very end of the story sucks. The whole thing sucks. I always thought the part about "viiiiiiiiibrate" was ridiculous. As if that's a word someone can put emotion into.

R. Kelly sucks. I liked him more when he was peeing on little girls.

The whole thing is a dumb idea, if you ask me.
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Old 07-16-2005, 10:12 PM   #3
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I am so glad I am not the only one who thinks it's CRAP!!
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Old 07-16-2005, 10:19 PM   #4
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I don't even know who R. Kelly is.


Although I'm pretty sure that's not a bad thing.
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I don't even know who R. Kelly is.


Although I'm pretty sure that's not a bad thing.

...I believe that's Grace Kelly's brother.....? ...JK.

Yeah, crap.
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I sooo want to hear that recording of Bono singing "Ignition Remix' from when Mitchya was talking to him on the phone though...
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Old 07-17-2005, 12:08 AM   #8
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did someone say pedophile?
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did someone say pedophile?
Yes, I did.
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And again....
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what was the twist at the end?
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what was the twist at the end?
R. Kelly sells a CD!?!?!!
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sp01l3rz!11!1!!


R. Kelly gets out of the closet and the house one way or another after calling home and hearing another man answer the phone. He goes home real fast and manages to get a speeding ticket. When he gets to his house he asks the woman who the guy on the phone was, and she says it was her brother who just got back in town today. R. Kelly says "righto" and promptly puts the wood to her. Once he's done with that he finds a condom in the bed. He then suspects something fishy. After confronting the girl she eventually lets loose on this whole thing about how she was at the club and saw him leave with the other girl who happened to be her friend from high school so R. Kelly's woman knew her and her husband and some such. The girl also tells R. Kelly that her friend from high school that he put the wood to the night prior introduced her to a man. The very same policeman who pulled him over on his way home was the one who was boning his wife!
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oh noez imp!!
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This is the single greatest waste of video ever!
One of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
And if you're blind it's super cool because you get descriptions.

Favorite line -

"Oh my god! I'm about to climax!"

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