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Old 07-21-2005, 10:14 AM   #46
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Wow, so thanks for posting all five 'installments'--glad I could just read them here and be spared of having to listen to them later. I think what I find ridiculous about the whole thing is the fact that this is like 'Contagious' only a longer version and with more people involved. R. Kelly is gonna milk that cow til the end of time. I guess 'Contagious' is technically an Isley Brothers song, but still... Somebody needs to find something new to sing about.

Some of the lyrics from 'Contagious':

Ron Isley: What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?
Woman: Baby, wait, let me explain before you start to point your cane.
Ron Isley: Girl I'm 'bout to have a fit!
R. Kelly: Ooh, it's about to be some shit! How did I get into this? Shoulda never came home with this bitch.
Ron Isley: You low-down dirty woman, back to where you came from!
Woman: But baby wait...
Ron Isley: But wait my ass! Hit the streets, your ass is grass!
R. Kelly: Now Mr. Biggs, before you're done...
Ron Isley: Wait, how you know my name son?
Woman: Honey, wait, I was gonna tell ya...
Ron Isley: Ooh, this cat looks real familiar. Now don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago? (Reference to R. Kelly's 'Down Low' song and video)
R. Kelly: No, no, I don't think so.
Ron Isley: Yeah, yeah, I feel I know you brother very well...
R. Kelly: No, no, you're mistaking me for somebody else.
Woman: Frank...
Ron Isley: Shut up! Can't you see two men are talking?
Woman: But...
Ron Isley: But I told your ass to get to walkin'. Now I think y'all better leave this place, 'cause I'm about to catch a case.

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I saw all of them and laughed my ass off.
If you havent seen them yet, watch them.
It couldn't be funnier if Dave Chappelle had wrote it.


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Old 08-02-2005, 12:13 PM   #48
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Re: Is new R. Kelly videos a joke?

Originally posted by #1bonofan

Does anyone else out there think the man has lost his mind?
Apparently, his videos are NOT the best out there !!
Although, he MUST BE doing something right in the terms of records !! His album 'TP.3 Reloaded' is AGAIN in the No. 1 spot on Billboard's Top 40 Albums Chart for the third week in a row !!
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:36 PM   #49
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R. Kelly is a joke. I enjoyed his "I Believe I Can Fly" song, when I was 14, but since then I haven't bought anything he's released. His music isn't the kind I listen to, anyway, and his lyrics are so bad that it completely amazes me that anybody would even buy them. And don't even get me started on his current trial.
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Old 08-03-2005, 05:43 PM   #50
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My sister actually called me to warn me that this 'urban opera' was going to be on Mtv2. So I watched it. I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more. I agree that this couldn't have been funnier if Dave Chappelle had written it. Too bad Chappelle's Show is over or they could really have a field day.

I can't believe they actaully rolled credits at the end!

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Ok, I havent actually seen the video but I figured those of you who have would appreciate this:
"Trapped In The Closet" Cliff Notes
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R. Kelly...bothers me greatly. Yes.

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Old 08-04-2005, 07:22 PM   #53
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Originally posted by u2popmofo
"Trapped In The Closet" Cliff Notes

Just brilliant.
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I watched 2 of the videos. As horrible as they are, the videos are like a train wreck, you just can't help but look. I'm watching the 3rd one now.
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I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"

Bizzare - 5 songs and 5 videos?

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