Is Melon really an Uber-Intellectual?

[ouizy]

All:

It seems melon has a lot to say.

It seems melon is usually accurate in his answers.

It seems melon is a highy educated, eloquent poster.

I propose we test melon by asking him randomn questions and see if he is able to answer them accurately off the top of his head.

Here are mine:

1. What is the third law of thermodynamics?
2. What guitar chords are played during the chorus of With or Without You?
3. What are the ingredients of a Velvet Hammer?

 

[nbcrusader]

Who is buried in Elijah's tomb?

 

[Elvis Presley]

Why is there artifical flavor in lemon juice and real lemons in dishwasher detergent?

 

[daisybean]

I have a question that have boggled the best minds for generations....


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

 

[DrTeeth]

All:

It seems melon has a lot to say.

It seems melon is usually accurate in his answers.

It seems melon is a highy educated, eloquent poster.

Who on this forum has a crush on melon?

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

melon: does it bore you to respond to diamonds predictable rhetoric at fym?

 

[melon]

I'm either flattered or being mocked (haven't decided which yet), but I don't have time to respond to all these right now.

So pile them up. I'll be back later...

Melon

 

[Laura M]

I think Melon is an uber genius genius....he told me about hiccups!!!!


Melon what is your favourite era in History and Why?

 

[mmmBono]

Why is there artifical flavor in lemon juice and real lemons in dishwasher detergent?

Great freaking question!

 

[ouizy]

There is a difference between having a crush on someone and being impressed by intelligent responses.

*you are not being mocked

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

melon, i think ouizy is mocking you.

 

[oliveu2cm]

Melon why do you like U2? (it's the only thing I've never heard you talk about )

i like this thread.

 

[kobayashi]

what is the first equimarginal principle

 

[joyfulgirl]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Calluna]

I have total confidence in melon's ability to answer all of your questions. If Whortense can do it then so can he.

 

[Giant Lemon]

Melon, excuse my ignorance but who is your avatar (I've wondered that for a while)?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[hiphop]

Aren?t you getting pissed off by all those questions?

How many will you answer?

Is Karl Marx sexy?

 

[ouizy]

pear,

if I had the opportunity to mock you, I would...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

in true fashion...

what was duran duran's second single? nick rhodes' real last name?

ooh and...who is your favourite band, excluding U2?

 

[meegannie]

Why do people think Nicholas Cage is a good actor?

 

[melon]

Blech...today was the day from hell. Work from 9-5:45 and one class from 6-9:45.

I'm just too tired to answer these today. I'll try them later this week (hopefully tomorrow sometime).

Good night all...

Melon

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

whats the matter melon? tired or something?

 

[oliveu2cm]

i call him Mr. Emote

Why do people think Nicholas Cage is a good actor?

(or why do they think he's cute?? )

 

[Giant Lemon]

Re: i call him Mr. Emote

(or why do they think he's cute?? )

I think that's the better question!

 

[Elvis]

My question...

Why does my fish tank get so fecking dirty so fast?!

 

[TripThruUreWires]

My question...

Why does my fish tank get so fecking dirty so fast?!

we all know what you're really trying to ask Elvis:

Why does [Interference] get so fecking dirty so fast?

let me take a stab at this--

well, perhaps if you would just flush the single pesky "fish"--*coughdeathbearcough*--that is constantly "soiling the water" with his nasty "poos" down the toilet, your "fishbowl" would indeed remain a cleaner, healthier environment for all to "swim" in.

 

[doctorwho]

Why do people think Nicholas Cage is a good actor?

And why does he spell his name Nicolas?

 

[meegannie]

And why does he spell his name Nicolas?

Why do the DC tax forms make NO sense??

 

[melon]

1. What is the third law of thermodynamics?

The entropy of a hypothetical pure, perfect, crystalline sustance at absolute zero temperature is zero.

2. What guitar chords are played during the chorus of With or Without You?

D D/A Bm7 G

3. What are the ingredients of a Velvet Hammer?

It depends on the Velvet Hammer you are making.

General pattern:

--Cream
--White Creme de Cacao
--<insert one of varied liqueurs>

Melon

 

[sulawesigirl4]

what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?