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Old 03-18-2006, 01:46 PM   #1
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is everyone ready for... Snakes, on a Plane!!

if this has been posted, then my apologies...

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane


the world will never be the same.
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What the hell?!

I must see this
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:46 PM   #3
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I'm there opening day... if nothing else but to see "Snakes on a Plane" come up for the credits.
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Old 03-18-2006, 04:48 PM   #4
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oh, and by the way, if you didn't know, you have to scroll down to see the trailer.
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It's not the real trailer, but it's still good

This is the feel-good movie of the century. It's going to sweep next year's Oscars.
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VOICE OVER: In a world where snakes can get on a plane...

FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket.
On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat.
TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr...
(CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson.
THE SNAKE: Sssssssss.

VOICE OVER: ... one man is on a plan with snakes.

CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson, sitting on a plane. The snake is sitting in the chair next to him. Jackson chats away, apparently unaware that his seatmate is a snake.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Well, all I'm saying is, just because I had a baby with her doesn't make me a father, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I want to go to the birthday party, but I've gotta fly to LA and take care of business.
THE SNAKE: Sssss....

The camera pulls back to reveal that every passenger on the plane except Samuel L Jackson is actually a snake . They are wearing a wide variety of disguises--one of them has a fake bushy Hasidic beard and is wearing a prayer shawl. Another has an outrageous afro.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: Hey, you've got something on your moustache there.
He reaches over to brush it off, and the moustache comes off.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Wait a minute. You're a SNAKE!

VOICE OVER: Now.. that man must warn the world.

CUT TO: Jackson is in the cockpit. The pilot is slumped over, dead. Jackson yells into the radio.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: You've got to listen to me. There are SNAKES... on the PLANE!

CUT TO: Samuel L Jackson punching a snake. The snake is wearing a pair of jeans.
Jackson finally knocks the snake out. He rummages through the snake's pockets and is shocked by what he finds.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Oh my God. This snake has a PILOT'S LICENCE!

CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson is talking on one of those phones they have in the seatbacks of planes. Tears are streaming down his face.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Listen, sweetie, I know I haven't been the best father. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm going to get through this, and I wanted you to know something: I love you very, very much. Oh, and by the way, there are motherfucking SNAKES! On the goddamn PLANE!

VOICEOVER: Coming soon: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because on a plane... nobody can hear the snakes.

FADE OUT.

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With a cast that consists of Sam Jackson and Kenan, this movie will prove to be orgasmic and only be released in adult theatres.
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:53 AM   #8
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WOW...is this a REAL movie???????????...cos if it is - I am SO there!!!
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Any guesses on Sam Jackson's signature line from this movie? I put my money on, "I think I got yo momma as a pair of boots, motha-fucka
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either you want to see this movie, or you don't.

there is no in between.
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I'm curious to see this movie now. Samuel L. Jackson is pretty bad ass. Can anyone say cult classic?
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I've heard about this, and I must say I'll be there! I saw Samuel L. Jackson on some talk show a few weeks ago, can't remember which one, and he was talking about how awesome this movie will be. I could not stop laughing at him. It's obvious he did it just for the laughs. Looks fucking hilarious!
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Kenan Thompson AND Sam Jackson

and killer snakes

I'm so there
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I was going to start a thread about this movie if no one else had!!!

It is genius...sheer genius...to come up with a concept like this. The opening day box office is going to be HUGE!

I think it is hysterically funny, and I can't wait to see it!
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Is this for real?

I am definitely seeing it.
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