Dorian Gray
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if this has been posted, then my apologies...
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
the world will never be the same.
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
the world will never be the same.
is everyone ready for... Snakes, on a Plane!!
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Queen Bee
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What the hell?!
I must see this
I must see this
Dorian Gray
Refugee
I'm there opening day... if nothing else but to see "Snakes on a Plane" come up for the credits.
Dorian Gray
Refugee
oh, and by the way, if you didn't know, you have to scroll down to see the trailer.
easytiger
New Yorker
It's not the real trailer, but it's still good 
This is the feel-good movie of the century. It's going to sweep next year's Oscars.
This is the feel-good movie of the century. It's going to sweep next year's Oscars.
easytiger
New Yorker
VOICE OVER: In a world where snakes can get on a plane...
FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket.
On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat.
TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr...
(CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson.
THE SNAKE: Sssssssss.
VOICE OVER: ... one man is on a plan with snakes.
CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson, sitting on a plane. The snake is sitting in the chair next to him. Jackson chats away, apparently unaware that his seatmate is a snake.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Well, all I'm saying is, just because I had a baby with her doesn't make me a father, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I want to go to the birthday party, but I've gotta fly to LA and take care of business.
THE SNAKE: Sssss....
The camera pulls back to reveal that every passenger on the plane except Samuel L Jackson is actually a snake . They are wearing a wide variety of disguises--one of them has a fake bushy Hasidic beard and is wearing a prayer shawl. Another has an outrageous afro.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Hey, you've got something on your moustache there.
He reaches over to brush it off, and the moustache comes off.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Wait a minute. You're a SNAKE!
VOICE OVER: Now.. that man must warn the world.
CUT TO: Jackson is in the cockpit. The pilot is slumped over, dead. Jackson yells into the radio.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: You've got to listen to me. There are SNAKES... on the PLANE!
CUT TO: Samuel L Jackson punching a snake. The snake is wearing a pair of jeans.
Jackson finally knocks the snake out. He rummages through the snake's pockets and is shocked by what he finds.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Oh my God. This snake has a PILOT'S LICENCE!
CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson is talking on one of those phones they have in the seatbacks of planes. Tears are streaming down his face.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Listen, sweetie, I know I haven't been the best father. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm going to get through this, and I wanted you to know something: I love you very, very much. Oh, and by the way, there are motherfucking SNAKES! On the goddamn PLANE!
VOICEOVER: Coming soon: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because on a plane... nobody can hear the snakes.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket.
On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat.
TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr...
(CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson.
THE SNAKE: Sssssssss.
VOICE OVER: ... one man is on a plan with snakes.
CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson, sitting on a plane. The snake is sitting in the chair next to him. Jackson chats away, apparently unaware that his seatmate is a snake.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Well, all I'm saying is, just because I had a baby with her doesn't make me a father, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I want to go to the birthday party, but I've gotta fly to LA and take care of business.
THE SNAKE: Sssss....
The camera pulls back to reveal that every passenger on the plane except Samuel L Jackson is actually a snake . They are wearing a wide variety of disguises--one of them has a fake bushy Hasidic beard and is wearing a prayer shawl. Another has an outrageous afro.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Hey, you've got something on your moustache there.
He reaches over to brush it off, and the moustache comes off.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Wait a minute. You're a SNAKE!
VOICE OVER: Now.. that man must warn the world.
CUT TO: Jackson is in the cockpit. The pilot is slumped over, dead. Jackson yells into the radio.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: You've got to listen to me. There are SNAKES... on the PLANE!
CUT TO: Samuel L Jackson punching a snake. The snake is wearing a pair of jeans.
Jackson finally knocks the snake out. He rummages through the snake's pockets and is shocked by what he finds.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Oh my God. This snake has a PILOT'S LICENCE!
CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson is talking on one of those phones they have in the seatbacks of planes. Tears are streaming down his face.
SAMUEL L JACKSON: Listen, sweetie, I know I haven't been the best father. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm going to get through this, and I wanted you to know something: I love you very, very much. Oh, and by the way, there are motherfucking SNAKES! On the goddamn PLANE!
VOICEOVER: Coming soon: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because on a plane... nobody can hear the snakes.
FADE OUT.
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AchtungBono
Refugee
WOW...is this a REAL movie???????????...cos if it is - I am SO there!!!
Irvine511
Blue Crack Supplier
either you want to see this movie, or you don't.
there is no in between.
there is no in between.
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
I'm curious to see this movie now. Samuel L. Jackson is pretty bad ass. Can anyone say cult classic? 
Thora
Blue Crack Supplier
I've heard about this, and I must say I'll be there! 
I saw Samuel L. Jackson on some talk show a few weeks ago, can't remember which one, and he was talking about how awesome this movie will be. I could not stop laughing at him. It's obvious he did it just for the laughs. Looks fucking hilarious! 
I saw Samuel L. Jackson on some talk show a few weeks ago, can't remember which one, and he was talking about how awesome this movie will be. I could not stop laughing at him. It's obvious he did it just for the laughs. Looks fucking hilarious! 
LMP
Blue Crack Supplier
Kenan Thompson AND Sam Jackson
and killer snakes
I'm so there
and killer snakes
I'm so there
Diane L
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
I was going to start a thread about this movie if no one else had!!!
It is genius...sheer genius...to come up with a concept like this. The opening day box office is going to be HUGE!
I think it is hysterically funny, and I can't wait to see it!
It is genius...sheer genius...to come up with a concept like this. The opening day box office is going to be HUGE!
I think it is hysterically funny, and I can't wait to see it!
FlyYourKite
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Is this for real?
I am definitely seeing it.
I am definitely seeing it.
Tiger Edge
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Wait a minute.
There are snakes on the plane or in the plane???
There are snakes on the plane or in the plane???
elevation2u
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
This has to be a joke....??
this looks stupid and definitely not in agood way
this looks stupid and definitely not in agood way
U2Girl1978
Blue Crack Addict
found on imdb.com
Jackson's Snake Film Creates Huge Buzz
Samuel L. Jackson's new mile-high thriller Snakes On A Plane has created such a buzz among internet film fans, movie bosses have called for re-shoots - to give the film a tougher rating. The film, which stars Jackson as an FBI agent trying to keep a federal witness alive onboard a plane full of snakes, wrapped last September - but went back before the cameras earlier this month for five days of additional shooting. Film bosses at distributor New Line Cinema opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory, according to industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter. They claim the second round of filming became necessary after intense and growing fan interest in the film, which is scheduled to be released this summer. Among the reported additions to the film is a foul-mouthed rant from Jackson in which his agent character bellows, "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" The line is expected to take on cult status. The film-makers have reportedly added more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.
Jackson's Snake Film Creates Huge Buzz
Samuel L. Jackson's new mile-high thriller Snakes On A Plane has created such a buzz among internet film fans, movie bosses have called for re-shoots - to give the film a tougher rating. The film, which stars Jackson as an FBI agent trying to keep a federal witness alive onboard a plane full of snakes, wrapped last September - but went back before the cameras earlier this month for five days of additional shooting. Film bosses at distributor New Line Cinema opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory, according to industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter. They claim the second round of filming became necessary after intense and growing fan interest in the film, which is scheduled to be released this summer. Among the reported additions to the film is a foul-mouthed rant from Jackson in which his agent character bellows, "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" The line is expected to take on cult status. The film-makers have reportedly added more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.
THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SNAKE ATE ME!
DreamOutLoud13
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kellyahern
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LMP
Blue Crack Supplier
Headache in a Suitcase said:
DRANK BITCH!
LMP
Blue Crack Supplier
it's almost a month until August 18th, is everyone ready for some muthafuckin' snakes?
VertigoGal
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
U2Girl1978 said:
this made me laugh out loud.
The U2 parody was good, but it can't touch the pop cultural bounty of this...
all your snakes are belong to us
all your snakes are belong to us
bono_212
Blue Crack Distributor
i am soooo excited I cannot wait for this movie to come out
zoney!
ONE love, blood, life
New Line announced that they will not be screening this for critics...which means:
They hope you are dumb enough to go and spend close to $10 to see!
This is a hech of a racket! I need to find a way to make money off of stupid people too!
They hope you are dumb enough to go and spend close to $10 to see!
This is a hech of a racket! I need to find a way to make money off of stupid people too!
LMP
Blue Crack Supplier
I will not let this thread sink below the 1st page
elevation2u
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
I hope it goes straight-------to V I D E O
dun dun dun
dun dun dun
LikeNoOneBefore
Refugee
Dude, I can't wait. It's going to be the lamest movie ever, and I am definitely getting people to see it...no wait...I don't think I want to pay money for this thing...
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