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Old 04-11-2006, 02:07 PM   #1
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Inventions that would never work...

To follow the theme on the inventions thread:

Here's some of mine would or should never work...

Chocolate FIre Guard
Solar Powered Torch
Helicopter Ejector Seat

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Old 04-12-2006, 03:26 AM   #3
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i had a book of this stuff when i was a kid. things like self-cutting hair machines and flyswatters that attatched to your nose. supposedly people really tried to invent them, really made prototypes (don't know if they were officially patented), and they didn't catch on for obvious reasons.

time machine.
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Re: Inventions that would never work...

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Helicopter Ejector Seat
There are helicoptors with ejection seats. The system ejects the rotors moments before the seat is employed.
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Here lies a signature where once upon a time upcoming gigs were stored.
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