Interventions that would never work.

[UberBeaver]

Look, Mandy, you're a really beautiful girl, but the only way you are going to get over that last guy is to sleep with me. Wait, hear me out. I'm only here because I want to help, and this moping around isn't helping anyone. IT'S TEARING YOU FROM YOUR LOVED ONES!

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[UberBeaver]

Mandy?

 

[Carek1230]

 

[TripThruUreWires]

Look Jerry, you're a really sweet gay guy and all, but the only way you're going to avoid disapproving glares, disownership and discrimination is if you sleep with me. Wait, hear me out, I'm only here because this manicure/pedicure isn't helping anyone. ITS TEARING YOU FROM YOUR LOVED ONES!

 

[hiphop]

you are a bunch of crazy nuts. incredible.

 

[Numb1075]

I'm slow.....