interferencers, when did you lose your virginity?

[RedRocksU2]

Exactly. You know how boys are, they're like dogs, they jump and slobber all over you, and you have to feed and dress them.

 

[BVS]

Mine found me again...

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

I think this thread is funny!

But I'm still a virgin....probably going to be one for a long time

 

[Diemen]

Mine found me again...

I know the feeling.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I know the feeling.

Welcome to my world.

 

[Angela Harlem]

That memorable, huh?

 

[Muminki]

Exactly. You know how boys are, they're like dogs, they jump and slobber all over you, and you have to feed and dress them.

 

[Cin]

Reared by your Uncle.

171/2, should've waited a bit longer but I was totally gagging for it, not so much afterwards though. Have since found someone much better!!

 

[RedRocksU2]

gagging for it?

 

[Carek1230]

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

When Grunge was King.


However, I've since gotten it back....who wants it? C'mon! Who I gotta sleep with round here to lose my virginity?

I could put you on my waiting list with Redrocks, but there's a fee (I gotta make a living somehow, you know)

 

[blueeyedgirl]

That wasn't the digit I had in mind.....

 

[U2Man]

 

[Carek1230]

16 then again at 38

 

[redhotswami]

that is the best smiley ever.

 

[MrPryck2U]

17

 

[Angela Harlem]

That wasn't the digit I had in mind.....

there aren't suitable words in this language for you. i will be back when i've learned swahili.

 

[lmjhitman]

I want the following people to speak up :

lmjhitman

zoomerang96

jessica ann

that calluna person

kieran

allan jamison

pinball


Thanks! ------- i will come and check------

interesting that this list is the very same one that frank the monkey used when he chose to violate us at a very young age.

 

[U2Man]

frank the monkey took all of you guys' virginities?

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[JessicaAnn]

frank the monkey took all of you guys' virginities?

You have no idea

 

[The_acrobat]

17 for me. What an awkward experience that was.

 

[LMP]

Yeah, well I was with this one girl and she liked to dirty talk.

She'd be all like "yeahh, let's screw" or "me so horny, me love you long time"

...and her breasts were like... bags of sand.

 

[Zoomerang96]

still i'm not sure what the big deal is about losing your virginity.

anyone who wants to, can have sex. it won't necessarily be gratifying after you've sexual explosioned on each other'ses stomaTches, but you can have sex nonetheless.

when's the first time you actually made love is a far more important question. though i reckon many don't have a clue how to do that anyway.

 

[bono_man2002]

Monday Afternoon..


Oh...is this a sexual thing?, because I lost my Virgin mobile on Monday...well when I say lost....I mean changed telco

 

[Canadiens1131]

still i'm not sure what the big deal is about losing your virginity.

anyone who wants to, can have sex. it won't necessarily be gratifying after you've sexual explosioned on each other'ses stomaTches, but you can have sex nonetheless.

when's the first time you actually made love is a far more important question. though i reckon many don't have a clue how to do that anyway.

Well having sex and making love are fine and dandy.

But what about the first time you make sex?

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why dont you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!!
I dont think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I dont have time. I have too many women.

 

[cobl04]

Yeah, well I was with this one girl and she liked to dirty talk.

She'd be all like "yeahh, let's screw" or "me so horny, me love you long time"

...and her breasts were like... bags of sand.

That is one of the best movies of all time, Steve Carrell is such a great actor.

"hey Andy, we gon have to get you some poonani!"

 

[vaz02]

Yeah, well I was with this one girl and she liked to dirty talk.

She'd be all like "yeahh, let's screw" or "me so horny, me love you long time"

...and her breasts were like... bags of sand.

You have killed me

 

[redhotswami]

Well having sex and making love are fine and dandy.

But what about the first time you make sex?

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why dont you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!!
I dont think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I dont have time. I have too many women.

beish you drive me insane

 

[tpsreports2424]

Yeah, well I was with this one girl and she liked to dirty talk.

She'd be all like "yeahh, let's screw" or "me so horny, me love you long time"

...and her breasts were like... bags of sand.