Interference Random Movie Talk II

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What arrived in the mail today, you ask?

3:10 to Yuma and the Assassination of Jesse James.

And we aint talking Netflix, no, we're talking ownership.

 

[lazarus]

DVDs: pwned by NSW.

3:10 to Yuma: pwned by a contrived ending.

 

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I'm 3/4 of the way through "On Her Majesty's Escort...sorry, Secret Service".

Had never seen it before.

Lazenby is not horrid, he's not great. In some scenes, he looks a little like Clive Owen to me (Oh, fuck off. I'm Clive Owen. That's mental).

I'm getting a huge kick out of Telly Savalas, though. Am not used to seeing him unless he's smacking Crocker or Stavros around.

 

[lazarus]

You never shared your thoughts on You Only...

And why are you posting in the middle of a movie? You're turning into YLB.

The ending of Majesty is just as, if not more hardcore than the conclusion of Casino Royale.

 

[lazarus]

I'm 3/4 of the way through "On Her Majesty's Escort...sorry, Secret Service".

Also, did you hear that Lance's Mom is making another Bond girl appearance this year in "Quantum of Sore-ass?"

 

[LMP]

I'm 3/4 of the way through "On Her Majesty's Escort...sorry, Secret Service".

 

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Guilty as charged, but, I was checking my Whatifsports team's results for their 8pm game, so, I paused the movie.

But, you're right.

And, yes, it takes a dork with guts to flaunt that he's checking his whatifsports team's results out on Friday Night.

 

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I did not really enjoy You Only Live Twice all that much. I loved that it was in Tokyo, and Donald Pleasance was enjoyable (hard to watch him and not just think of Dr. Evli), but overall, I just did not dig it, especially compared to its predecessors. Also, making Bond "look Japanese" was just fucking silly.

 

[lazarus]

But those ninja dudes coming down on the streamers!

Here's my review of your review:

 

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But those ninja dudes coming down on the streamers!

That was sort of cool.

Watching Bond take out 15 guys on a roof by the docks, not so cool.

Spacecraft landing in Japan but nobody picks that up on radar, anywhere, really not so cool.

 

[lazarus]

You Little Bastard Only Live Two More Days

 

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What's he on the death clock for, I lose track....

 

[Lancemc]

Godfather Part III?

 

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He dies 48 hours after watching it???

 

[lazarus]

I forget, is On Her Majesty's Escort Service the one before or after You Only Give Lice?

 

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I don't know what makes me laugh more:

1) Squirtigo
2) On Her Majesty's Escort Service
3) 11 O'Clock Stiff Co (you know the rest)
4) Check Your Lease

 

[lazarus]

Nice to see the YLB date material still holds up.

Maybe he's on another one tonight. I can only imagine the fun we'll have with Hannah Montana song titles.

 

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I am just now wrapping my brain around Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Someone at work explained it to me. What the fuck?

YLB date material was golden, I thought. I mean, I was/am thrilled for him that this girl went out with him and all, but it was also funny to tease him.

And, as I told you, Squirtigo popped into my head at U23D, and that was priceless.

 

[lazarus]

Yeah, why aren't we getting an update on the chick? He couldn't possibly be afraid of more ridicule, right?

 

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She likes U2 and Star Wars. And dorks, apparently.

That's a keeper.

YLB, update please.

 

[lazarus]

The funniest thing I've ever read on this forum was when Dalton posted this totally crazy picture of some guy, I can't remember who, and then underneath wrote "No need to add, Sicy".

His Lance/failed abortion attempt joke was one of the all-time greats too.

Where is Dalton, anyway?

 

[lazarus]

She likes U2 and Star Wars. And dorks, apparently.

That's a keeper.

YLB, update please.

How many dates before YLB asks her to wear the Princess Leia buns? 3?

 

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The funniest thing I've ever read on this forum was when Dalton posted this totally crazy picture of some guy, I can't remember who, and then underneath wrote "No need to add, Sicy".

His Lance/failed abortion attempt joke was one of the all-time greats too.

Where is Dalton, anyway?

I remember that. I actually posted that the best part was the "no need to add" and you agreed with it, if memory serves.

He's been sick, so, that could be it...plus he lives in an area that got slammed with bad weather.

Or he could be in jail. You just don't know with him.

 

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How many dates before YLB asks her to wear the Princess Leia buns? 3?

That seems like a 5th date thing to me, to be honest.

Date 3 is when he assures her that their braces will not lock together.

 

[lazarus]

Date 4 is when he realizes that things can get snagged on those braces.

 

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Date 6:

 

[lazarus]

That's not Lance's mother, that's a MAN, baby!

 

[Lancemc]

I don't remember this Lance/failed abortion attempt joke.

Sounds like a winner though.

She likes U2 and Star Wars. And dorks, apparently.

That's a keeper.

But this was fantastic.

 

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Date 7:

 

[lazarus]

I don't remember this Lance/failed abortion attempt joke.

Sounds like a winner though.

He said something about the hanger scar on your forehead. Everything was implied. It was genius.