The Interference moviestar hall of fame. Catagory ACTION.
Nominee number one:
He gave you five Rocky movies with the lovable but naive boxer that spend aprox. 120 minutes of celluloid time in each movie being confused.
He also gave you Rambo. The fascinating story of a Vietnam war veteran that transforms himself from being a simple man to the ultimate one man army.
He gave you classics such as Cobra the cop that uses scissors on his pizza. Over the top the movie that put arm wrestling back on the map. Demolition man which basicly is crap caught on celluloid.
He starred with Kurt Russell in Tango & Cash. Went to jail in Lock up. Embarrassed himself in Stop! or my mom will shoot. The list goes on and on.
He did it all for you in the name of entertainment.
Ladies and gentlemen..... I give you the first nominee in the action catagory for the Interference moviestar hall of fame.
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Sylvester Stallone
Nominee number two:
He starred in Junior the flick about a pregnant man. He covered himself in mud and delivered an immortal one liner in Predator The movie that opens with an in air arm wrestling salute with Carl Weathers.
He mixed action and teaching in Kindergarden cop. He showed us all how to carry a log in commando.
He went to Mars in Total recall. He embarrassed himself in Twins.
He mixed his private persona with James Camerons imagination in Terminator 1-3. And he covered his genitals with a small piece of fur in Conan.
Ladies and Gentlemen
The second nominee
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Nominee number Three:
The muscles from brussels. The man that can only kick with one leg.
He tried to avoid being able to have kids by doing his split routine in Bloodsport. He kicked trees in Kickboxer. He died and returned in Universal soldier the movie that teamed him up with Dolph Lundgren. He embarrassed EVERYBODY in Streetfighter - The movie. He did the same movie twice with Lionheart and Legionnaire . He was able to handle two parts in Double Impact playing a good and a bad twin.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Nominee number three
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Jean-Claude Van Damme
Now vote on your favorite action star and let the winner forever be embraced by your respect for their art.
Nominee number one:
He gave you five Rocky movies with the lovable but naive boxer that spend aprox. 120 minutes of celluloid time in each movie being confused.
He also gave you Rambo. The fascinating story of a Vietnam war veteran that transforms himself from being a simple man to the ultimate one man army.
He gave you classics such as Cobra the cop that uses scissors on his pizza. Over the top the movie that put arm wrestling back on the map. Demolition man which basicly is crap caught on celluloid.
He starred with Kurt Russell in Tango & Cash. Went to jail in Lock up. Embarrassed himself in Stop! or my mom will shoot. The list goes on and on.
He did it all for you in the name of entertainment.
Ladies and gentlemen..... I give you the first nominee in the action catagory for the Interference moviestar hall of fame.
Ta-da drum roll
Sylvester Stallone
Nominee number two:
He starred in Junior the flick about a pregnant man. He covered himself in mud and delivered an immortal one liner in Predator The movie that opens with an in air arm wrestling salute with Carl Weathers.
He mixed action and teaching in Kindergarden cop. He showed us all how to carry a log in commando.
He went to Mars in Total recall. He embarrassed himself in Twins.
He mixed his private persona with James Camerons imagination in Terminator 1-3. And he covered his genitals with a small piece of fur in Conan.
Ladies and Gentlemen
The second nominee
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Nominee number Three:
The muscles from brussels. The man that can only kick with one leg.
He tried to avoid being able to have kids by doing his split routine in Bloodsport. He kicked trees in Kickboxer. He died and returned in Universal soldier the movie that teamed him up with Dolph Lundgren. He embarrassed EVERYBODY in Streetfighter - The movie. He did the same movie twice with Lionheart and Legionnaire . He was able to handle two parts in Double Impact playing a good and a bad twin.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Nominee number three
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Jean-Claude Van Damme
Now vote on your favorite action star and let the winner forever be embraced by your respect for their art.
Never liked the other two anyway.
