Interference idol

[Basstrap]

I'm sure will be a popular spinoff of american idol

just enter your height, the color of your eyes, and any talent you have
YES!!! you may be eligible to win the praise of thousands

and no deathbear, the ability to live without any human contact is not a talent

 

[Screaming Flower]

5'4"
brown
i can cross one eye

 

[Bonochick]

5'7"
Green
Singing...especially songs I've written about how lame Basstrap is



*misses our old song fights*

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

5'5"
Hazel-green eyes
Um...I can touch my nose with my tongue (I'm, like, the only kid in my school practically who can do that, which is weird)...and people say I'm a good writer and artist......

Angela

 

[Basstrap]

so far, nobody is winning because you have to have blue eyes

I kid I kid!!!

 

[Quano Abidji-Achibi]

im blonde, blue eyed.

im good looking.

i can play a mean air guitar.

i dont like anyone, and whenever people see me they probably think i want them to die.

ive threatened to kill several people, including members of this forum. you know who you are. if you dare tell anyone - its over for you.

i hear you have to be violent to be an american idol. clearly i pass that test with flying colours.

im extremely good looking.

im the best poster this board has ever seen.

 

[IWasBored]

5'4"
brown
i can cross one eye

i can do that too, but i'm 5'9 and my eyes are hazel.

 

[Giant Lemon]

5'5"
Green eyes
I have the (useless) talent of being able to remembers tons of commercial jingles. I also supposedly have freakishly floppy wrists.

 

[HelloAngel]

5'4"
Hazel eyes
Songwriting, singing

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

I'm 5'6 1/2
Green eyes
and I can make my nostrils stick together (but only when they're wet).

 

[Stories for Boys]

6'1
green

i can crush pearbear

 

[Quano Abidji-Achibi]

6'1
green

i can crush pearbear

you have no proof to substantiate your claim.

 

[Bbug]

HEIGHT: 5' 3.25"
EYES: green...or are they brown? or grey? sadly there is no consensus at this time. Can we just say 'hazel'?? I hope I'm not DQ'd over this...
TALENTS: I have a temporary limp and I write unintentionally funny CV's

 

[pub crawler]

I'm 5' 6"
Bald with a huge butt
I can juggle crayons

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you didn't juggle any crayons for me bozo!

 

[pub crawler]

No but I drove you all over Vegas.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

more like you drove me insane!

 

[pub crawler]

You're in trouble MissVelvetDress_75.

 

[Stories for Boys]

you have no proof to substantiate your claim.

you remember that little blinking red light?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you and your threats pub crawler! i am scared



back to the question:

me = 5 ' 7 and browneyed
talent = hijacking threads

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

5'5"
hazel eyes
talent- freakish knowledge of pop culture

 

[pub crawler]

*wrestles Iris*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

YOU WISH!

 

[pub crawler]

I WISH!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

ASS!

 

[pub crawler]

Iris

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

uh huh, you better be laughing.

 

[ABEL]

iris pubcrawler

yeah, how come we didn't get to see any of this crayon juggling in Vegas?

wait...I guess it's cuz we didn't have any crayons?

 

[cell]

5'2"
fakeblue eyes
i can crack my shoulder

 

[pub crawler]