Interference Fantasy Football

[Hewson]

Bring it on...Ricky Williams you are gonna lead my team to....Martha's Vineyard?

Is the league flag emblazoned with a picture of Zoney's Hooters?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Ok ? I know some of us signed up with Yahoo accounts and the usernames are different from our Interland names. I think I have managed to decode most of the teams ? there are a couple that I couldn?t figure out. Am I wrong on any of these?

Hindu gangstas = Arun
ang&zoney's hOOters = Angela Harlem & Zoney
Brady Bunch = StlElevation
SonOfaMotherlessGoat = Dreadsox
Armageddon = nbccrusader
GroundBeneathUrFeet
!@#$ Dallas = ??
Your Team Sucks = JessicaAnn
Denogginizers = WildHoneyAlways
Hewson's Halfwits = Hewson
Bengalized = Elvis Presley
BAMFers = ??
The Moist Bosoms = DaveC
RammingBulgers = Chizip
Blue Pancakes = ??
Screw Kurt Play Eli = Headache in a Suitcase

 

[JessicaAnn]

but i thought you were a fan of "mature" women? guess i was wrong...

Alas, today is the day folks... the Draft Status will be set to ready TODAY... whenver it is that I go to lunch, that is. So i'm guessing around 1115 or so, but deffinetly no later than 12 EST. Good luck friends... good luck indeed.

A question to anyone from the Yahoo FF newbie ... does this mean that we get our players today?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the auto draft could be held at any point from now until september 4th... but usually it's done within a few hours of the time the commish sets the status to ready, so probably today

 

[JessicaAnn]

I see ... Thanks!

 

[U2ME3]

BAMFers = ??

BAMFers= u2me3

As in Bad Ass Mother F***ers

As in The Defending Champ!

Late

 

[popacrobat]

yes i better get brady otherwise my name doesnt work

 

[u2popmofo]

GroundBeneathUrFeet
!@#$ Dallas = ??
Blue Pancakes = ??

GroundBeneathUrFeet = me, u2popmofo
Blue Pancakes = HeartlandGirl
!@#$ Dallas = HeartlandGirl's sister

 

[zoney!]

!@#$ Dallas = HeartlandGirl's sister

She's two "cool points" in my book already (I mean, being Heartland's sister and a name like "F@#$ Dallas!"

 

[Hewson]

So in a truly shocking turn of events...my team was last to draft yet again...whats that 3 straight sports now Headache?
SHENANIGANS! Officer Barbrady, the ball won't fit thru Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Brett Favre ... I love it.

 

[nbcrusader]

Brett Favre ... I love it.

Didn't he retire?

 

[JessicaAnn]

nope ...

 

[nbcrusader]

Shouldn't he....

 

[JessicaAnn]

Not at all ... he was playing well at the end of last season; he's looking good in the preseason (although the rest of the GB offense gives me pause), and he still has an amazing passion for the game.

Why shouldn't he play?

 

[nbcrusader]

I'm just messin' with ya. It's nice to see the Packers let AARP members play.....

 

[JessicaAnn]

We're an equal opportunity team ... no discrimination.

 

[u2popmofo]

Somehow I got every single person I preranked!!!

Oh yeah, that's becasue I only preranked people who suck horribly and have hilarious names

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

So in a truly shocking turn of events...my team was last to draft yet again...whats that 3 straight sports now Headache?
SHENANIGANS! Officer Barbrady, the ball won't fit thru Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!

suck it up buttercup

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Somehow I got every single person I preranked!!!

Oh yeah, that's becasue I only preranked people who suck horribly and have hilarious names

ahh but if only you could have drafted former baseball players, you could have gone with such classics as...

or

or maybe even the legend himself...

ahhh if only...

 

[u2popmofo]

I just fell off of my chair, thanks a lot.

You just made all the guys on my football team look incredibly unfunny now.

 

[zoney!]

My QBs suck ass.

 

[Ace#1]

My QBs suck ass.

I want your QB's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elvis Presley]

Well hello then nice autopicked team....

 

[u2popmofo]

Well hello then nice autopicked team....

Yay, last year for me!!! (injured Vick, just what I wanted)

 

[popacrobat]

i could go for another rb.... have taylor garner there, would trade one + something for an upgrade at rb...

my team would be brady bunch , so just offer me a trade if interested

 

[zoney!]

I am taking offers....but don't expext me to give up E. James

 

[Hewson]

suck it up buttercup

We all know your Anti-Boston bias is causing you to secretly place me last in every draft order. Maybe if I invite you up here next year for a real U2 show, you'll stop doing this to me.
And yes I know, your canned response will involve Mookie"Carnie" Wilson, Ray "Otis Day and the" Knight, Bill "One glove for no reason like Michael Jackson" Buckner and a slew of other 1986 references.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i may have to take you up on that not yet offered potential offer... you'll just have to give me directions to the fleet center again, it's been a few years since i've gone there... let me try to remember... hmmm... i believe i take 95 to 93, take 93 north into boston, and then make a left under bill buckner's legs and you're right there

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

best...autodraft....ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! (for the denogginizers, that is)

How did I end up with this team?