Interference Fantasy Football

[V Nura]

ok darrell jackson...I need 120 yards or a td and 60 yards out of you.

 

[DaveC]

ok. so i'm patiently (!!!) awaiting tomorrow, and the final results of this week's games to try and determine what needs to be done for me to get into the playoffs, if it even can be done at this point.

thankfully, i'm up against Harlem & Zoney's Goats.

 

[Hewson]

ok darrell jackson...I need 120 yards or a td and 60 yards out of you.

Your 11 points down, you need 220 yards to tie or 240 to win, or a TD and 100 yds to tie, a TD and 120 yds to win. Or just 2 Tds.
(You get 1 point for every 20 receiving yards)

 

[V Nura]

Your 11 points down, you need 220 yards to tie or 240 to win, or a TD and 100 yds to tie, a TD and 120 yds to win. Or just 2 Tds.
(You get 1 point for every 20 receiving yards)

oh 20 I thought it was one per 10


But it looks like darrell did the job

2 point conversion put me over the top!


And the hindus cruise to clinch a playoff spot.

 

[Hewson]

friggin 2 point conversion
Otherwise we'd have tied and I'd still be alive for the playoffs.

 

[V Nura]

friggin 2 point conversion
Otherwise we'd have tied and I'd still be alive for the playoffs.

I think it's hialrious the one scenario you didn't account for...the 2pt coversion did you in



sorry to end your playoff run hewson....but it was you or me....and I chose me

 

[V Nura]

We shall see my friend, we shall see.

1* Blue Pancakes 10-2-1 .808 829 W-8 8 9
2* Headache's Assholes 9-3-1 .731 841 L-1 3 3
3* RammingBulgers 9-4-0 .692 832 W-2 7 16
4* P.I.T.A. 8-4-1 .654 770 W-1 2 7
5* Hindu gangstas 8-5-0 .615 738 W-1 10 7
6* Armageddon 8-5-0 .615 729 W-1 16 9
7 !@#$ Dallas 7-5-1 .577 833 W-3 9 6
8 Your Team Sucks 6-6-1 .500 806 L-1 15 9
9 The Dangling Gonads 6-6-1 .500 677 L-2 14 18
10 BAMFers 5-7-1 .423 711 L-1 12 21
11 P.I.T.A 5-7-1 .423 642 L-1 6 25
12 Denogginizers 5-7-1 .423 607 L-4 5 1
13 Brady Bunch 5-8-0 .385 577 W-1 11 17
14 Harlem&Zoney Goats 4-8-1 .346 691 W-1 13 8
15 Bengalized 4-9-0 .308 566 L-1 1 19
16 GroundBeneathUrFeet



and we have seen...please note the lack of a star next to your teams name

 

[JessicaAnn]

1* Blue Pancakes 10-2-1 .808 829 W-8 8 9
2* Headache's Assholes 9-3-1 .731 841 L-1 3 3
3* RammingBulgers 9-4-0 .692 832 W-2 7 16
4* P.I.T.A. 8-4-1 .654 770 W-1 2 7
5* Hindu gangstas 8-5-0 .615 738 W-1 10 7
6* Armageddon 8-5-0 .615 729 W-1 16 9
7 !@#$ Dallas 7-5-1 .577 833 W-3 9 6
8 Your Team Sucks 6-6-1 .500 806 L-1 15 9
9 The Dangling Gonads 6-6-1 .500 677 L-2 14 18
10 BAMFers 5-7-1 .423 711 L-1 12 21
11 P.I.T.A 5-7-1 .423 642 L-1 6 25
12 Denogginizers 5-7-1 .423 607 L-4 5 1
13 Brady Bunch 5-8-0 .385 577 W-1 11 17
14 Harlem&Zoney Goats 4-8-1 .346 691 W-1 13 8
15 Bengalized 4-9-0 .308 566 L-1 1 19
16 GroundBeneathUrFeet



and we have seen...please note the lack of a star next to your teams name

While I may not have won the games I am pleased that I have scored more total points than you.

 

[DaveC]

ok, so i'm still in the race. there are 3 teams vying for those last 2 playoff spots.

i can't make it into 7th, unless i somehow manage to pull over 150 points out of my ass this week, and that ain't gonna happen. so, !@#$ Dallas is essentially clinched. they aren't mathematically, but they may as well be.

here are the matchups for this week:

!@#$ Dallas (7) vs. Headache's Assholes (2)
Your Team Sucks (8) vs. RammingBulgers (3)
The Dangling Gonads (9) vs. Harlem&Zoney Goats (14)

so here are the situations (!@#$ Dallas is Dallas, Your Team Sucks is YTS, and The Dangling Gonads - me - is TDGs):

all 3 win: the rankings stay the same and i'm out.
Dallas & YTS win: if YTS gets 6 more points in the win than Dallas does, YTS finishes 7th and Dallas finishes 8th. if Dallas gets more points than YTS or they get within 6 of each other, the rankings stay the same.
Dallas & TDGs win: TDGs and YTS swap spots, YTS is out of the playoffs and TDGs are in.
YTS and TDGs win: if YTS gets 6 more points in the week than Dallas, YTS moves to 7th and Dallas moves to 8th, TDGs are out. if YTS gets less than 6 points over Dallas, Dallas stays at 7th, YTS stays at 8th, and TDGs miss the playoffs.
Dallas wins: all rankings stay the same for the 3 teams. TDGs are out.
YTS wins: if YTS gets 6 points more on the week than Dallas, they swap spots. if YTS gets less than 6 points over Dallas, the rankings stay the same. TDGs are out anyways.
TDGs win: TDGs and YTS swap places, TDGs are in the playoffs and YTS is out.

so basically i need to win, and Your Team Sucks needs to lose.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I cannot believe you figured that out.

 

[DaveC]

i'm taking this game far too seriously.

 

[V Nura]

While I may not have won the games I am pleased that I have scored more total points than you.

While, points are wonderful


I'm glad the W column is the one that counts

 

[DaveC]

it all comes down to MNF for me. Your Team Sucks has already lost and i'm in the lead by 8 points over the Goats. now as long as Tennessee gets less than 2 field goals and 2 PATs i win and i'm in!

 

[Hewson]

Of course I wouldn't be too happy if I were you seeing as you need the KC defense to stop the Titans from scoring, its possible Anderson could kick 9 extra points to beat you.

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[DaveC]

the tennessee D had nothign to do with it as the Goats played their other defense.

anyways...the Titans' kicker got 8 points, which gives me a tie, and 1 point over Your Team Sucks, so...

I'M IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!

 

[V Nura]

bwahahahahahahahaha.....your trash talking agaionst the hindu gangstas led to a disproportionate karmic consequence

 

[DaveC]

instant karma's gonna get you.

 

[DaveC]

32 points in one game!!

Jerome Bettis and Antwaan Randle El.

 

[DaveC]

i love how i got 51 points off 3 games, and my 2 huge players (Terrell Owens and Jake Plummer) haven't even played yet.

 

[Chizip]

god damn im a genius manager

started kerry freaking collins for the first time all year and he throws 5 tds

put in todd heap for alge crumpler first time all year and he scores 9 more points than him

pick up the san diego defense on saturday and they put up a shut out

now all i need is corey dillion to score 3 points and im moving on

 

[DaveC]

no, that's called "luck"

 

[Hewson]

god damn im a genius manager

People in St Louis love using that "genius" term don't they.
Your other resident Genius Mr. Martz looked bright again yesterday.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i need about 5 field goals out of vinatieri to have any sort of chance...

 

[DaveC]

he can kick a couple long ones and a PAT or two and it'd be just as good.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

point...

 

[DaveC]

aaaaaand my team is fucked, cause TO is out.

 

[zoney!]

People in St Louis love using that "genius" term don't they.

 

[Chizip]

yesssss, thanks to mcnabb only playing one series im moving on to the championship

 

[DaveC]

thanks to the philly defense sucking balls tonight, i'm off to obscurity