ok, so i'm still in the race. there are 3 teams vying for those last 2 playoff spots.
i can't make it into 7th, unless i somehow manage to pull over 150 points out of my ass this week, and that ain't gonna happen. so, !@#$ Dallas is essentially clinched. they aren't mathematically, but they may as well be.
here are the matchups for this week:
!@#$ Dallas (7) vs. Headache's Assholes (2)
Your Team Sucks (8) vs. RammingBulgers (3)
The Dangling Gonads (9) vs. Harlem&Zoney Goats (14)
so here are the situations (!@#$ Dallas is Dallas, Your Team Sucks is YTS, and The Dangling Gonads - me - is TDGs):
all 3 win: the rankings stay the same and i'm out.
Dallas & YTS win: if YTS gets 6 more points in the win than Dallas does, YTS finishes 7th and Dallas finishes 8th. if Dallas gets more points than YTS or they get within 6 of each other, the rankings stay the same.
Dallas & TDGs win: TDGs and YTS swap spots, YTS is out of the playoffs and TDGs are in.
YTS and TDGs win: if YTS gets 6 more points in the week than Dallas, YTS moves to 7th and Dallas moves to 8th, TDGs are out. if YTS gets less than 6 points over Dallas, Dallas stays at 7th, YTS stays at 8th, and TDGs miss the playoffs.
Dallas wins: all rankings stay the same for the 3 teams. TDGs are out.
YTS wins: if YTS gets 6 points more on the week than Dallas, they swap spots. if YTS gets less than 6 points over Dallas, the rankings stay the same. TDGs are out anyways.
TDGs win: TDGs and YTS swap places, TDGs are in the playoffs and YTS is out.
so basically i need to win, and Your Team Sucks needs to lose.