Interesting/Funny things written or stamped on dollar bills

[ABEL]

Today I got a $20 bill when I cashed my check that had stamped on it "www.wheresgeorge.com"...it's an interesting site where you can enter in the serial number of a bill, and track where it's been! It's pretty cool!

One time I found something really funny, it was articles of the constitution, stamped on a $20 bill stating why using paper money was illegal, or unconstitutional (something to do with using gold)...I wrote down what it said, but I don't know where it is at the moment...once I also got a dollar bill with the phone number of a guy who was a stand up comedian (not a famous one, lol)...I still have the dollar somewhere too, but I never called the number, lol (got it when I was in high school).

So I was just wondering, what are some of the other funny or interesting things you've found written or stamped on money?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i've just seen the wheresgeorge.com stuff, phone numbers, and like "this bill has been blessed by saint whoever" crap.

 

[Bonochick]

OMC, I used to collect any dollar bill I found with funny stuff written on it! But then I got poor and had to spend them.

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Once, while purchasing condoms from the drug store (extra-large btw) I spied a little hottie behind the cash register. So I speedily scribbled on my $10 bill "meet me outside in 1 hour for a quickie baby" and I was prepared to give it to her with my best smile. However, she took her break right as I got up next in line. Her replacement was a very large african-american football player type dude.

Not funny.

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[Bonochick]

That Reminds Me Of This.....

One time, at the shoe store my sister, her best friend, my best friend, and I worked at, we were ordering pizza. Everytime we ordered pizza, a hot delivery guy would bring it, and they'd never let me give him the money. When they finally said I could pay the pizza guy when he arrived, I wrote my phone number on one of the dollar bills we were giving as a tip. The guy didn't deliver the pizza though...it was an elderly lady. That sucked.

 

[ABEL]

why do I expect these kind of replies from you

Once, while purchasing condoms from the drug store (extra-large btw) I spied a little hottie behind the cash register. So I speedily scribbled on my $10 bill "meet me outside in 1 hour for a quickie baby" and I was prepared to give it to her with my best smile. However, she took her break right as I got up next in line. Her replacement was a very large african-american football player type dude.

Not funny.

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[souLnation2002]

the new canadian 5 dollar bill has a lot of funny stuff written on it. most of it is about hockey. if i find one, i'll type it out/... but at the moment, no money on me....