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Old 06-03-2007, 11:59 AM   #1
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Insider Trading - Buy now! LOL

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the
next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make
some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace
Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ..

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

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Old 06-03-2007, 12:50 PM   #2
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This was dumb, huh....
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Re: Insider Trading - Buy now! LOL

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2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
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Poly, Warner Cracker
i liked this one

did you make them up yourself, Mr B?
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Old 06-03-2007, 01:25 PM   #4
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Uhh...no, are they that bad???


it was forwarded to me by a friend...I promise never again...
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Old 06-03-2007, 02:01 PM   #5
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Can we move this to ZC cause I confess this was a dumb-ass post????
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I liked it.
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feels partially redeemed.
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I liked the Vicky's Secret and Smith & Wesson one.

but then again I am pretty predictable like that.
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immature moment...poupon pants. hahahahahahaha. sorry. I'll go back to my room and play with my matchbox cars now.
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Titty Titty Bang Bang ftw...
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Mr. BAW, it's threads like this that make you so wonderful.
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Words to you are but a plaything--man, I love stuff like this!
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