Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo

[snowbunny00774]

Not that I'm endorsing this - but can I just point out to the testosterone in here the whole point of view of that chick -

I slept with Indiana Jones AND James Bond.




A little more brag worthy than - I slept with Han Solo, yeah, the guy who's friends with a wookie



That might help explain where the Indy votes are coming from.

:justtryingtohelpwiththeperspective:

 

[indra]

Not that I'm endorsing this - but can I just point out to the testosterone in here the whole point of view of that chick -

I slept with Indiana Jones AND James Bond.




A little more brag worthy than - I slept with Han Solo, yeah, the guy who's friends with a wookie

 

[snowbunny00774]

 

[Canadiens1131]

How many of Han's University students wrote "Love You" on their eyelids?

Indeed.

Or should I say... Indy'd.

Han fucked all his university students doggy-style and sold them to spice traders as slave girls.

Han Solo doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

When Han solo enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

 

[Lila64]

 

[Lila64]

I meant to post this

 

[phanan]

Phanan, there have been references to the above scene earlier in this thread, but, thank you for bringing it up. It shows a lot about Han. Also, people, consider this:

Han Solo has managed to make me agree with Phanan. Do you think Indy can make Red Sox fans agree with Yankee fans? No. Game, Set, Match.

End of discussion. How can you argue with that?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have friends elevated - payback for AYNIL

Damn... Stupid Beatles poll biting me in the ass... Crappy Karma

Han fucked all his university students doggy-style and sold them to spice traders as slave girls.

Han Solo doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

When Han solo enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Wow... I need a cigarette...

I can't believe how heated this is getting, this poll is causing more grief than Pop vs. Bomb...

Well maybe not that heated but still...

 

[LJT]

Han's a beetroot sucking plasticine caricature of someone who wishes he was cool...where Indy, well he could turn me

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

han's a pussy... there, i said it.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

han's a pussy... there, i said it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

This is the worst poll ever... Excuse me while I go and kill myself...

 

[Lila64]

on Penny Lane?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

on Penny Lane?

LILA!!!!

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

muhahahahahhahaha!!!

 

[Lila64]

for elevated...

 

[Bono's shades]

Yay! It looks like I made this a tie!

I'm all about the Han.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

han's a pussy... there, i said it.

deserves to be quoted a second time...

 

[UberBeaver]

han's a pussy... there, i said it.

Why do you hate America? Why do you want the terrorists to win? Do you hate us because we are free?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Why do you hate America? Why do you want the terrorists to win? Do you hate us because we are free?

not for nothing, indiana is from america, han is from a galaxy far far away. so who's with the terrorists now, bucko?

 

[LMP]

How about a Starbuck vs. Han poll?

that would be interesting.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Damn...

That's it.

I'm going to go get some homeless guy to sign up just to push this thing to a tie...

 

[Lila64]

 

[tpsreports2424]

Damn...

That's it.

I'm going to go get some homeless guy to sign up just to push this thing to a tie...

yeah, thats right!

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Damn...

That's it.

I'm going to go get some homeless guy to sign up just to push this thing to a tie...

 

[UberBeaver]

Han Solo 41 50.62%
Indiana Jones 40 49.38%

 

[UberBeaver]

not for nothing, indiana is from america, han is from a galaxy far far away. so who's with the terrorists now, bucko?

Your wordplay and false logic isn't going to confuse me into admitting I'm wrong. As Chevy Chase once said, "It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, and I am not a big man." HA!

 

[WinnieThePoo]

One Of Them had a spaceship for christ sake , and a smarrt poodle too

 

[angelordevil]

Han shot first, not fucking Greedo.

Plus, Han has one of the most badass romantic lines ever.

Leia: I love you
Han: I know

how amazing is that? he could be the only man able to get away with that.

It's amazing, alright...no Hallmark-sappy-love for Han. There's something profound in his emotional distance...Han is both a realist and a hero. HAN HAS DEPTH.

In these times of turmoil, the world needs a HELPING HAN

HAN NEEDS YOUR VOTE


VOTE HAN

 

[LMP]

The best part is the line scripted was "I love you, too." Harrison Ford went to George Lucas or Irvin Kershner, not sure who, and asked to have it changed.

If only someone during the prequel trilogy had the balls to ask for a line change for every scene in all 3 movies.