Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo

[elevated_u2_fan]

The Milenium Falcon people... The Fucking MILENIUM FALCON!!!

 

[angelordevil]

Where does the child/man part come into any of it?

If you're talking about how he goes from a smuggler/scoundrel/scruffy-lookin' nerf herder to becoming an altruistic hero in the end, then I definitely agree.

Oh, I'm talking about that...and more. His smuggling days were completely child-like and irresponsible.

There's another profound child/man connection. It's the vest. We've seen it many times in movie history, where the misunderstood, child-like character initially wears a vest, only to later ditch it for a full man-shirt, jacket, or blazer.

See:

When you ditch the vest, you pass the test. VOTE HAN.

 

[LMP]

So you try and dupe me into believing you by relating Han to Marty McFly?

You win, you always do. That's why I come out here. Nature! Goulet!

 

[UberBeaver]

I stated this elsewhere, but I for one thinks it needs repeating.

1.) Han shot first.
2.) "Then I'll see you in Hell."
3.) "Laugh it up fuzzball."
4.) He was a scoundrel!
5.) Dude got frozen, shipped, thawed and still managed to kick much ass.

Need I go on?

Indy:
WAAAAH Snakes!
WAAAAH Rats!
WAAAAH, Dad!

 

[LJT]

So out of 3 films Han did only 5 memorable things tsk tsk

Indy could use a gun and a whip...he dressed far better, fought Nazis, supernatural forces, found the holy grail, met Hitler, got lots of women, gets captured and manages to save himself without the aid of pretty boy skywalker, most memorable boulder chase scene ever...I could go on....

Again Han did bugger all, he was just a bit of rough for the ladies and maybe his Wookie friend ( I hear rumours Chewbacca was meant to be female.........)

Indy pwns our souls Hanboys

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

So out of 3 films Han did only 5 memorable things tsk tsk

Indy could use a gun and a whip...he dressed far better, fought Nazis, supernatural forces, found the holy grail, met Hitler, got lots of women, gets captured and manages to save himself without the aid of pretty boy skywalker, most memorable boulder chase scene ever...I could go on....

Again Han did bugger all, he was just a bit of rough for the ladies and maybe his Wookie friend ( I hear rumours Chewbacca was meant to be female.........)

Indy pwns our souls Hanboys

Uh, no I think not good sir....

Indy did find the Holy Grail and the Arc of the Covenant but he also LOST both of them as well. Good one Dr Jones...

And anybody can beat up Nazis, that is so passé, hell my grandmother beat up Nazis...

Han Solo fucks with the Imperial Fleet, the chase scene from Empire Strikes Back is worth an Oscar nomination at least!

Dude cut open a ton-ton (sp?) and stuffed Luke in there! His only mistake was taking him out...

 

[UberBeaver]

So out of 3 films Han did only 5 memorable things tsk tsk

Indy could use a gun and a whip...he dressed far better, fought Nazis, supernatural forces, found the holy grail, met Hitler, got lots of women, gets captured and manages to save himself without the aid of pretty boy skywalker, most memorable boulder chase scene ever...I could go on....

oh boy....

6.) Broke into an Imperial Starship.
7.) Rescued a princess.
8.) Banged a princess.
9.) Shot down Jabba's henchmen - WHILE BLIND!
10.) Went down into the freeze chamber thing - eyes wide open, LIKE A GODDAMN MAN! He didn't start crying, "Don't look, WAHHH, WAHHH, they're gonna open the ark - close your eyes so the bad men don't see you, WAHHH!"
11.) Came back with all his money to help destroy the Death Star.

Come on, man. This is all off the top of my head. Don't make me go Google on your Indy loving ass.

12.) Was NOT named after a dog.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I don't get for the life of me why Indiana Jones is winning this thing.

Han Solo all the way, baby.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oh boy....

6.) Broke into an Imperial Starship.
7.) Rescued a princess.
8.) Banged a princess.
9.) Shot down Jabba's henchmen - WHILE BLIND!
10.) Went down into the freeze chamber thing - eyes wide open, LIKE A GODDAMN MAN! He didn't start crying, "Don't look, WAHHH, WAHHH, they're gonna open the ark - close your eyes so the bad men don't see you, WAHHH!"
11.) Came back with all his money to help destroy the Death Star.

Come on, man. This is all off the top of my head. Don't make me go Google on your Indy loving ass.

12.) Was NOT named after a dog.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I've never had a dream that Indiana Jones was my boyfriend, so yeah, I voted Han Solo

 

[waynetravis]

Dude cut open a ton-ton (sp?) and stuffed Luke in there! His only mistake was taking him out...

i guess Han does deserve credit for taking gaff from the whimpy Jedi


but Indy has a better director

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hey, 30 to 32, not bad... In all honesty I would be happy with a tie...

 

[UberBeaver]

Uh, no I think not good sir....

Indy did find the Holy Grail and the Arc of the Covenant but he also LOST both of them as well. Good one Dr Jones...

And anybody can beat up Nazis, that is so passé, hell my grandmother beat up Nazis...

Han Solo fucks with the Imperial Fleet, the chase scene from Empire Strikes Back is worth an Oscar nomination at least!

Dude cut open a ton-ton (sp?) and stuffed Luke in there! His only mistake was taking him out...

All valid points.

Don't call it a comeback, Han's been here for years!

 

[LJT]

Indy does most things himself, anything good, Han ever did, he did with the fuzzball and the nerf herder Skywalker....

The Imperial Fleet are just nazis in space....soooo passe...Han could in no way beat Indy in a fight, his punches are weak and his aim is pretty dodgy.

Has Han ever had his younger self played by River Phoenix? Noooooooooooooooo...Indy wins woooooooohooooooo

 

[waynetravis]

Has Han ever had his younger self played by River Phoenix? Noooooooooooooooo...Indy wins woooooooohooooooo

 

[UberBeaver]

Has Han ever had his younger self played by River Phoenix?

No, but that's probably because Han never lacked appeal that could be so cheaply bought by brining in some tenny-bopper boy toy sex symbol. Indy needed those impresionable young girls to succeed; Not Han - he appealed to royalty.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Oh shit son! It's now 32 to 31!

 

[LJT]

No, but that's probably because Han never lacked appeal that could be so cheaply bought by brining in some tenny-bopper boy toy sex symbol. Indy needed those impresionable young girls to succeed; Not Han - he appealed to royalty.

Ahh but Indy appealed to real men as well

Me thinks alters are swaying this

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Alters

Not just for Beatles polls anymore...

 

[UberBeaver]

I have one alter, he's not voted. I think people are simply seeing the light that is so obvious to many:

Han > Indy.

 

[bono_212]

*points to sig*

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

*points to sig*

It's pretty bipartisan...

Which side are you on anyhow???

 

[bono_212]

han all the way, which is why he's represented by my favorite color

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Oh, okay then, carry on...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

no ticket

 

[phanan]

Han still kicks ass better, though.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

no ticket

Alright, that was a good line...

That and his "Ah, Venice" line he kept using...

 

[phanan]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dYz4Vm9ltHo

Han Solo is such a bad motherfucker, he even fucks up the previous baddest motherfucker in the universe - KHANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

I just saw this.

Han rocks.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

dude... indiana had a whip. all han did was fly a rinky dink piece of crap.

and to top it off, indiana's father is pretty bad ass himself.

it's gotta be indiana.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What good as a whip? Can a whip travel at hyper speed?

I don't think so...