elevated_u2_fan
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The Milenium Falcon people... The Fucking MILENIUM FALCON!!!
LemonMacPhisto said:
Where does the child/man part come into any of it?
LemonMacPhisto said:If you're talking about how he goes from a smuggler/scoundrel/scruffy-lookin' nerf herder to becoming an altruistic hero in the end, then I definitely agree.
UberBeaver said:1.) Han shot first.
2.) "Then I'll see you in Hell."
3.) "Laugh it up fuzzball."
4.) He was a scoundrel!
5.) Dude got frozen, shipped, thawed and still managed to kick much ass.
Need I go on?
Indy:
WAAAAH Snakes!
WAAAAH Rats!
WAAAAH, Dad!
LJT said:So out of 3 films Han did only 5 memorable things tsk tsk
Indy could use a gun and a whip...he dressed far better, fought Nazis, supernatural forces, found the holy grail, met Hitler, got lots of women, gets captured and manages to save himself without the aid of pretty boy skywalker, most memorable boulder chase scene ever...I could go on....
Again Han did bugger all, he was just a bit of rough for the ladies and maybe his Wookie friend ( I hear rumours Chewbacca was meant to be female.........)
Indy pwns our souls Hanboys
LJT said:So out of 3 films Han did only 5 memorable things tsk tsk
Indy could use a gun and a whip...he dressed far better, fought Nazis, supernatural forces, found the holy grail, met Hitler, got lots of women, gets captured and manages to save himself without the aid of pretty boy skywalker, most memorable boulder chase scene ever...I could go on....
UberBeaver said:
oh boy....
6.) Broke into an Imperial Starship.
7.) Rescued a princess.
8.) Banged a princess.
9.) Shot down Jabba's henchmen - WHILE BLIND!
10.) Went down into the freeze chamber thing - eyes wide open, LIKE A GODDAMN MAN! He didn't start crying, "Don't look, WAHHH, WAHHH, they're gonna open the ark - close your eyes so the bad men don't see you, WAHHH!"
11.) Came back with all his money to help destroy the Death Star.
Come on, man. This is all off the top of my head. Don't make me go Google on your Indy loving ass.
12.) Was NOT named after a dog.
elevated_u2_fan said:Dude cut open a ton-ton (sp?) and stuffed Luke in there! His only mistake was taking him out...
elevated_u2_fan said:
Uh, no I think not good sir....
Indy did find the Holy Grail and the Arc of the Covenant but he also LOST both of them as well. Good one Dr Jones...
And anybody can beat up Nazis, that is so passé, hell my grandmother beat up Nazis...
Han Solo fucks with the Imperial Fleet, the chase scene from Empire Strikes Back is worth an Oscar nomination at least!
Dude cut open a ton-ton (sp?) and stuffed Luke in there! His only mistake was taking him out...
LJT said:Has Han ever had his younger self played by River Phoenix? Noooooooooooooooo...Indy wins woooooooohooooooo
LJT said:
Has Han ever had his younger self played by River Phoenix?
UberBeaver said:
No, but that's probably because Han never lacked appeal that could be so cheaply bought by brining in some tenny-bopper boy toy sex symbol. Indy needed those impresionable young girls to succeed; Not Han - he appealed to royalty.
bono_212 said:
*points to sig*
Headache in a Suitcase said:no ticket
Canadiens1160 said:http://youtube.com/watch?v=dYz4Vm9ltHo
Han Solo is such a bad motherfucker, he even fucks up the previous baddest motherfucker in the universe - KHANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!