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Old 03-26-2007, 11:23 PM   #166
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Phanan, there have been references to the above scene earlier in this thread, but, thank you for bringing it up. It shows a lot about Han. Also, people, consider this:

Han Solo has managed to make me agree with Phanan. Do you think Indy can make Red Sox fans agree with Yankee fans? No. Game, Set, Match.
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Are my cats going to have to register to settle this once and for all?
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Phanan, there have been references to the above scene earlier in this thread, but, thank you for bringing it up. It shows a lot about Han. Also, people, consider this:

Han Solo has managed to make me agree with Phanan. Do you think Indy can make Red Sox fans agree with Yankee fans? No. Game, Set, Match.
He might make Cubs fans agree with White Sox fans?

(Indy's from Chicago. Get it? I'm going to walk away slowly.)
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I think the few Han supporters all went and registered several alters and then voted. No way Han is better than Indy.
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How many of Han's University students wrote "Love You" on their eyelids?

Indeed.

Or should I say... Indy'd.

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Indra's cats did in fact register and vote for Indy. Sad times.

Yeah, a bunch of college students loved Indy, but, again, Han banged a Princess. Royalty. Indy's always doing dumb shit...he tossed his whip to Doc Oc, which was stupid. He almost ate a date poisioned by....a fucking Nazi Monkey. Sallah saved his ass. He lets himself get enslaved by Mola Ram, and it takes a hyperactive 3 foot tall Asian kid to smack him out of it. His Dad has to bail him out of certain doom on the beach, and that only went down because his Father is James Bond. Han? He does the saving. He eschews the dollars and flys the Falcon back just in time to knock Vader out of commission. He saves Luke from what would have, at the very least, been a severe case of frostbite on Hoth. And, sure, Han gets frozen, but that's only because Lando sold out to the Man. Han, who is a forgiving sort, saves Lando from getting swallowed up and slowly digested. And, he BANGS A PRINCESS.
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yea, thats right!
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Han? He does the saving. He eschews the dollars and flys the Falcon back just in time to knock Vader out of commission. He saves Luke from what would have, at the very least, been a severe case of frostbite on Hoth. And, sure, Han gets frozen, but that's only because Lando sold out to the Man. Han, who is a forgiving sort, saves Lando from getting swallowed up and slowly digested. And, he BANGS A PRINCESS.
Sounds more like the doings of Bill and Ted or Encino Man... who are the most unprecedented of badasses.

Stop weezing the juice, Han.

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Indra's cats did in fact register and vote for Indy. Sad times.
They haven't yet, which is a good thing because a few of them are itching to rip it up in FYM. It's all I can do to keep them off the computer now. If I let them start talking politics, I'd never get a chance to post myself. Damn opinionated cats.

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his Father is James Bond.
And that irrevocably swings the pendulum in Indy's favour. His father is James Bond. JAMES FUCKING BOND!!!! (*) Sean Connery James Bond at that, not some Bond pretender, but the real deal. Even banging a princess doesn't top Sean Connery James Bond dad.



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Even banging a princess doesn't top Sean Connery James Bond dad.

I don't know... Besides the fact that the princess involved is the aforementioned Princess of Fanboy Droolfests, I don't know how cool it is to have a Sean Connery James Bond dad who shags the same Nazi as you. Awesome for dad, pretty weird for you.
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Indra's cats did in fact register and vote for Indy. Sad times.

Yeah, a bunch of college students loved Indy, but, again, Han banged a Princess. Royalty. Indy's always doing dumb shit...he tossed his whip to Doc Oc, which was stupid. He almost ate a date poisioned by....a fucking Nazi Monkey. Sallah saved his ass. He lets himself get enslaved by Mola Ram, and it takes a hyperactive 3 foot tall Asian kid to smack him out of it. His Dad has to bail him out of certain doom on the beach, and that only went down because his Father is James Bond. Han? He does the saving. He eschews the dollars and flys the Falcon back just in time to knock Vader out of commission. He saves Luke from what would have, at the very least, been a severe case of frostbite on Hoth. And, sure, Han gets frozen, but that's only because Lando sold out to the Man. Han, who is a forgiving sort, saves Lando from getting swallowed up and slowly digested. And, he BANGS A PRINCESS.
Indy somehow hung onto the outside of a submarine to a secret Nazi base.

That has to count for something.
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What's more interesting is how he got inside the sub.

That's my favorite part of that film, by the way.

The Nazis board the boat, Katanga pretends Marian is his woman to sell. Indy disappears, Katanga and crew cannot find him. Then, this:

"I found him"

"Where"

"There!"

Da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-DA.

Then, they cheer, Indy turns and waves, prompting fucking Katanga to break off a salute. Awesome.

Solo is still better.
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I don't know... Besides the fact that the princess involved is the aforementioned Princess of Fanboy Droolfests, I don't know how cool it is to have a Sean Connery James Bond dad who shags the same Nazi as you. Awesome for dad, pretty weird for you.
Well....sad to say, but the princess doesn't do a whole lot for me. On the other hand, Indy's papa (Sean Connery James Bond), had quite a bit of charm of his own. Oooh! A two for one special.
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Still, regardless of how good looking Connery may or may not be, Dad and son doing the same chick is not really something to brag about. I love romantic phrases like "doing the same chick". Oh, how I miss The Bronx.
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