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Old 02-28-2008, 05:46 PM   #901
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It's like a game of Clue, really. In the parlor, with Varitek, using a candlestick, etc.
I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.
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He'd slide into this thread, slap down his $20 and yell "I'm out!"
Or get in his car and drive to Swarthmore, post-haste.
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to pick on you, because I am more just railing against men and oversharing to the general amusement of everyone (where is Jen to upstage me where where) but really, how would you know and what might these things be?
I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
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I can never, ever, ever meet any of you in person.
Certainly not without a lot of awkwardness and lack of eye contact for a little while
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I feel very, very violated. And generally embarassed.

I thought maybe you just needed to follow the advice you were giving screwtape.
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Or get in his car and drive to -- post-haste.
1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have really overshared.
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I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
What are the right words to say?
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Certainly not without a lot of awkwardness and lack of eye contact for a little while
No, no. Just no meeting at all.
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I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
I don't have a response.
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1. I already said my bit about virgins.
2. He is too young.
3. OH FUCK YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I have really overshared.
Right, cos he'd simply find the chick with the Red Sox hat and know it was you. Come on.
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What are the right words to say?

Please don't.
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I don't want to get specific but I have taken health and human sexuality classes. I know the female body. I know the right words to say. I just have never been in that situation.
There's a little more to it than an anatomy book and some poetry.

But good luck to you. Remember, though, practice makes perfect. Or at least makes longer lasting.
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